i fail for a living.

Rawan. Egyptian. never ending obsession with books, tv shows and john mayer.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[johnmayersis]

[thebootydiaries]

nice

[lookinformylittlegirl]

Nice? Uhh, We’re seeing the same thing right? A woman that still dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago?

[thebootydiaries]

am i reading this right? you have an ideology from 500 years ago?? thanks for saving me from my freedom to choose what i wear wow i owe you my life. 

im from a different time period when you’re the one with a daddy kink in 2016

[thebootydiaries]

homie deactivated literally within a few hours

[akkkakakak]

“dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago” dead

[thebootydiaries]

he was right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[kylebonallo]

[ponkeee]

[floralls]

envelope series III by anna remarchuk

[nancyishappy]

[utopiums-deactivated20220228]

WHEN YOU LURK & GET YA FEELINS HURT

[kaliforhnia]

Where ya goin bitch

[herbandgraffiti]

[winemom-culture]

the entire movie in 3 pictures

[roybrandys]

[gambole-deactivated20130805]

[httpgangstaaa]

[high-stakes]

Casual Damon 💙

[nathanielnoir]

[mosrael]

graduated top of my class from hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery

[90377]

[welivethroughit]

me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste

mom: finish the one you have sweetie

me: it's empty

mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*