"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Serious about humpday, Alexandru Uta
Ryan James
Spread the Dumb Himbo Propaganda
Dumb Himbos have one real job: show off and act retarded. That’s it. That’s the whole assignment. You didn’t get all that muscle just to keep it to yourself. You didn’t spend all those hours in the gym so you could be a quiet, respectful, normal guy. No, bro. You built that body to be stared at. You built that empty head so you could let everyone watch it work in real time. Show off. Wear the tiny shirts. Flex in the mirror at the gym like you forgot anyone else exists. Take the mirror selfies with your tongue out and your eyes half-lidded. Post the videos where you “try” to count your reps and lose track at three. Act dumb. Act really dumb. Act retarded on purpose. Because every time you giggle at nothing, every time you forget what you were saying mid-sentence, every time you just stare blankly with that handsome, vacant little smile… you’re doing the work. You’re spreading it. You’re making it look good. You’re making it look easy. You’re making it look hot. Smart guys see you and something in their brain short-circuits. They start wondering what it would feel like to stop thinking so hard. They start wanting to be a little dumber too. They start wanting to be like you. That’s how the agenda grows. Not with arguments. Not with essays. With big, dumb, pretty boys who can’t stop showing off how stupid and happy they are. So go be visible, bro. Be loud. Be empty. Be the drooling, flexing, brainless proof that giving up your thoughts feels better than anything smart people can offer. The dumber you act, the more you recruit. The more you show off, the more the agenda spreads. Now go make everyone a little dumber today. 💪😵💫
Lucas Tomaz Mendes