wes

26, philosopher

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(panicking as i notice toilet paper on my dick) have you ever had sex with your eyes closed

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i think humanity peaked when we decided that the enjoyment of throwing a brick into a washing machine outweighed the risk of being crushed by a washing machine

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Indian guy looking for big dick indian porn who just keeps seeing pens

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slamacockinmyass (gay salmonella)

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the scariest part of 28 years later is the thought of british refugees

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up next on jimmy kimmel, lil nas x live with his hit new single “treat my asshole like it’s trash”

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just the two of us

we can make it if we try

just the two of us

i like guys

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my worst fear is getting interrupted as i start to say juvenile

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guy who auditions for tarantino movies so he can say the n word

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grover washington made music you’d have on while getting shit on your dick during a hookup and rolling with it

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(slight buzz at bar, tool t shirt) i guess i’m just looking for a girl who’s progressive enough for my pocket pussys

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(jay-z voice) dick fat like Lizzo

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(ign review of Sleeping Dogs) one thing i think we can all agree on is that the portrayal of asians is incredible

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i respect the philosophy behind rappers being so bad at eating pussy that they decided it’s gay. it’s a level of defiance i can get behind

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advice i wish i had before i got old:

1. your dick is going to change color. that is normal.

2. you are accidentally going to spit on your own stomach while trying to spit on her. that is normal.

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i’m sucking off the man in the mirror

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tuning into maury on father’s day and raising my bud light for every guy who wins