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Just got given college homework of watching 4 films and talking about them. This is gonna be fun.

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it was not fun.

I JUST MANAGED TO GET BACK IN THIS ACCOUNT ONG

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hehehe Pinterest…

madamewesker

Haha. Pinterest just gets us?

Blessings be to the ice tea guys at Salford who gave me a free lemon iced tea.

Throw back to when I thought the person that pucks me up from college arrived to get me but they didn't and it was just a random person that had the same car. I fucking opened the door.

To someone else's car.

libertastandem

I want to have sex with him, I fear.

#i fear we agree #jin bubaigawara #twice #twice mha

Chris: can you leave? Your murderous aura is really killing my groove.

Wesker:

#albert wesker #resident evil #chris redfield #wesker #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris #chris x wesker #incorrect resident evil

Wesker: Watch in amazement as I flawlessly switch from emotionally detached to emotionally overwhelmed and unstable in a mere 0.72 seconds.

#albert wesker #resident evil #wesker #incorrect resident evil

Chris: Can you keep a secret?

Wesker: Do you know anything about my life?

Chris: No I do not.Good point.

#albert wesker #resident evil #wesker #chris redfield #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris #chris x wesker #incorrect resident evil

Wesker: all I ask is the you get to know me on an intimate level while I resist and obstruct you from doing so.

Chris:

Wesker: IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

#albert wesker #resident evil #chris redfield #wesker #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris

Wesker: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Chris: *chugs entire bottle*

Chris: It’s perfume.

#albert wesker #resident evil #wesker #chris redfield #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris

Wesker flirting: so, what’s your favourite debilitating disease?

Chris:… try again

#albert wesker #resident evil #wesker #chris redfield #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris

Chris: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Wesker: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

#albert wesker #resident evil #wesker #chris redfield #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris

Wesker: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Chris: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Wesker, desperately, as Chris bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Chris: Oh! B positive.

Wesker: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

CHRIS!

#albert wesker #resident evil #chris redfield #wesker #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris

Wesker, talking to Chris on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Chris: You bet!

Wesker: At what temperature?

Chris: 535.

Wesker: That's the clock.

Chris:

Wesker:

Chris: 536.

#albert wesker #resident evil #chris redfield #wesker #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris

Chris: what’s the height of stupidity?

Wesker: how tall are you?

#albert wesker #resident evil #wesker #chris redfield #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris #chris x wesker

lady-crimson-nosferatu

#thats called murder and i heard it was illegal

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