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any time a man flirts with me I think he’s trying to trick me, I have this genuine mental block that stops me from believing he means it. obviously this isn’t making finding a husband any easier

someone who kind of knows me a bit said to me hey a lot could change in 3 years you could be married by then. I don’t think I want a conventional life like marriage homeownership children etc but I also don’t like not want it but for some reason I think it’s out of my reach due to some unspecified thing that’s wrong with me. I really am in a prison of my own making fr because this person at least thinks that marriage is possible for me. bruh anyway how cringe

I never go home after work unless I plan to stay there literally go straight from work to whatever it is you want to do. and if it’s something I have to be at home for I just accept that some of my day off is going towards it. and if you have to go home like to change your clothes or whatever then DO NOT sit down, sitting down is the going back out killer

the problem with this tweet is that it doesn’t account for the fact that even if you aren’t stupid, “tiring intellectual” is still not a pleasant personality to be around

I bet grrm heard the name Black Watch and imagined something way cooler and that’s where the night’s watch came from. I’d even bet that he heard the song twa recruiting sergeants and that’s where he got the idea for yoren but that one’s more of a long shot

like I’ll accept packages for my neighbours and I put them by my door and they pick them up when they pick them up lol. like I’d get it if it was a big item that blocked the doorway or whatever but it was a perfume bottle so like chill out immediately. very weird reaction from him imo like I was on the point of asking why he was so mad but I just didn’t want to talk to him anymore he was just so unpleasant. gonna ask my mum about this actually, she’s neurotic too

one time my neighbours accepted a package for me and they had it for like 10 days. I tried to pick it up twice in that time but no one answered the door, then one day I had a handwritten note in my mailbox saying “we’ve had you package for 3 weeks please pick it up!!!!” so I went back that day right said sorry I tried to pick it up etc and the guy was like “yeah we were on holiday”. brother then why do you give a shit how long it’s been there. then he asked if I wanted him to continue accepting packages for me as if I had been the one who kicked off? I said I didn’t mind it was up to him but frankly (didn’t say this) I don’t want to deal with this clown again. like it was literally impossible for me to collect it for a week what do you want me to do man. it was a small package like smaller than a book, it was the first time these particular neighbours ever accepted one for me and they weren’t even in town so idk what he was so mad for. he was a young guy too so idk why he was so uptight like I genuinely don’t see how my tiny little package was such a massive inconvenience for him. german obviously

people like to pick on a random author as “the worst” of their generation (often a woman 🤔). at one time it was amanda mckittrick ros whose writing, while bad, wasn’t that much worse than what many authors at the time were producing. these days I think it’s colleen hoover, whose writing is undeniably bad but she’s not like massively worse than many others. I recently read the seven husbands of evelyn hugo and it’s basically on a level with colleen hoover when it comes to the quality of the actual writing

my boss said my cv is unimpressive I should look into qualifying in the uk and/or ireland, I would have to work like 3 years in ireland. kind of stung but on the other hand what if I hung out in ireland for a few years that actually would be sick

the only time I’ve ever done anything like that was after the first part of my oral exam, I took the water glass out with me lol. genuinely don’t remember what I was thinking, it was a nervous reaction. the security guys wouldn’t let me back into the waiting room with it so I had to go back in while the examiners were deliberating and put the glass back. one of my dumbest moments but it’s great to hear that I did really well by the standards of some freak

asking what you should do with the cup is highly neurotic in my opinion so if that’s who you’re hiring I’m happy to be left out of there

boss man says “this document has to be sent to UIA” and I said “UIA?” and he’s like “you know, United Arab Emirates” as if I’m the idiot for not knowing that’s what he meant. every day with him is like this

I’m at work, it’s so windy and I have laundry on the balcony at home my anxiety is literally through the roof rn. this is why you should never get attached to material possessions

bet bronze yohn feels real silly now. he had three sons and one was randomly killed so now the continued existence of his house depends on the last one not dying and there’s a civil war coming. it makes literally no sense for any lord to send one of his sons to the wall for no reason, idk why anyone would do it and in fact they usually don’t, but yohn royce’s decision to allow waymar to join the night’s watch is never really explained. is he just dumb generally?

I’ve discovered that a good way to bond with middle aged/older women is to ask them if they’ve been following a recent criminal trial in the media. I’ve had great success here by bringing up the leongatha mushroom poisoning. tried it on my mum too, incredible results. each time I could feel the sim positive reaction above our heads

when my grandad visited my hometown for the first time he said “my god this is an ugly place”. king shit and he was totally right but that’s why I think every place on earth is beautiful

I hate when I get something with no set deadline and it’s important but not urgent like how am I supposed to put that in my calendar?

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