wah-wah

[westenra]

if the new euro banknotes don’t have birds on them I’m going to lose my shit

[westenra]

men like this used to be called blackguards, scoundrels, rakes and rogues but all those terms are out of fashion these days because as a society we decided that such behaviour is broadly acceptable

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you have to pay the tv license here if you have internet because you could receive public broadcasting on it but because everyone has internet in 2026 it’s basically a charge for being alive so what I’m saying is I will vote for anyone who says actually you don’t have to pay the full license fee if you don’t actually own a tv

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this is a joke but people fr used to do this in the 19th century like day shift workers used to sublet their beds to night shift workers while they were at work like it genuinely used to be that bad

[westenra]

saw a tweet that began “lawyers aren’t smarter than you” which id say is probably largely true but lawyers do know more than you about law and if you ever engage a lawyer please please please just trust me on this one

[westenra]

idk if I was looking for an accurate depiction of greek myths I wouldn’t go to hollywood and I especially wouldn’t go to hollywood’s top movies for morons guy

[westenra]

pd james is at her worst when she tries to explore real and serious topics like criminal justice or the second world war, which she had a crack at twice for some reason and was awful both times, but her novel about uncertainty is a certified banger. and maybe I think that because uncertainty is my favourite thing to read about. so what

[westenra]

I’m working my way through pd james’ entire catalogue (something I feel she would despise me for) and after writing “brother and sister with a weirdly close bond” characters for 35 years she, in 2001, finally made them actually have sex

[westenra]

tbh it’s fine. I’ve been to countries where you can shop on sundays and I’ve been to countries where you can’t shop after 5 pm on any day and it’s literally all fine. you learn the opening hours and you plan around them. it’s not like sunday comes as a surprise. everything being shut after 5 pm was a pain in the ass but just for the record that wasn’t in germany

[westenra]

american movies are always too polished and don’t seem real to me so they don’t really do it for me. anyway I’m expecting blockbuster odyssey to be clean and sentimental and I’m expecting to feel nothing

[westenra]

scottish politics is kind of a spectator sport for me but if I lived there I’d go fully insane

[westenra]

did everyone see david davies accused sturgeon of setting up the harassment case against salmond to keep him off the finance committee and prevent him from uncovering the corruption 😚👌 fortunately salmond really was a lecherous old creep so it was easy for her

[westenra]

spahn resigned 🥳🥳

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if you sawed his head open you wouldn’t find a single conviction or belief in there, he’s a corrupt hypocritical careerist which naturally means that one day he’ll be chancellor of this fucking country

[westenra]

when I want to get all nice and mad I read about the yorkshire ripper investigation and when I want to get even madder I watch the netflix documentary because bruh fuckin disgraceful

[westenra]

I kind of assumed my hairdresser was gay because he’s a hairdresser but he just got so close up to me that I realised that I didn’t actually know. he gave me his insta afterwards too and I was like hmm but I said ok because I still think he’s gay because hes Italian

[westenra]

it is kind of funny to me that my dad lived in scotland, england and wales before deciding it sucks all over britain and moved to europe