Westfield's Hacker Blog

I'm here to take out Westfield's garbage.

[westfieldhacker]

When will you spill some more secrets?

When I feel like it.

[westfieldhacker]

I'm bored at work so I've decided to come up with reasons you are such a heinous bitch. Reason 1: you asked for a big wheel as a kid and your parents bought you a baby doll instead.

Would have thought the students would keep that mind of yours plenty occupied, but I’ll play along. Wrong. Next reason I’m so lovely. 

[ryan-tate]

Nah. I know what I did. I know what they’ll think. I don’t have much left in my life. So whatever you say doesn’t fuck up my life any more than it already is. Ah so you are a psychopath with a God complex and we’re your Eden. You are just mentally unstable and need to go to a psych ward.

[westfieldhacker]

Not worried about your job? You sound so judgmental.. I’m not the psycho in this town.

[nate-novak]

Are those sirens I hear

They’re probably coming for you, you sick asshole. And stay the fuck away from Lydia. 

[nate-novak]

I’m not a pervert and you don’t know shit about my relationship with her. Mind your own fucking business.

[westfieldhacker]

I know you’re way too old and it’s disgusting.

[westfieldhacker]

I'm bored at work so I've decided to come up with reasons you are such a heinous bitch. Reason 1: you asked for a big wheel as a kid and your parents bought you a baby doll instead.

Would have thought the students would keep that mind of yours plenty occupied, but I’ll play along. Wrong. Next reason I’m so lovely. 

[ryan-tate]

Watching a bunch of annoying teenagers take a test? Yeah. Hmm. Reason 4: you’ve watched that weird asian cartoon Deathbook or whatever and now have a god complex.

[westfieldhacker]

Because honestly, you’re either as stupid as you look or playing denial like half the town. Hm.. well I am god like..

[totallytrevorknight-blog]

Grow a pair

[totallytrevorknight-blog]

….Shut up.

[westfieldhacker]

Did I hit a nerve?

[addisonraynecooper]

Don't let him fool you.. he regrets it. How could he not.

We unsettlingly have very similar thought processes. 

[westfieldhacker]

I just love when people see the truth in what I’m saying.

[spirituallygemma-deactivated201]

How long until you're weak again?

I-I have no idea what you’re talking about..

[spirituallygemma-deactivated201]

I don’t remember trying to make that cute for you Hun.

[westfieldhacker]

Let’s stop this here before I actually start to feel something close to sorry for you. 

[westfieldhacker]

I'm bored at work so I've decided to come up with reasons you are such a heinous bitch. Reason 1: you asked for a big wheel as a kid and your parents bought you a baby doll instead.

Would have thought the students would keep that mind of yours plenty occupied, but I’ll play along. Wrong. Next reason I’m so lovely. 

[ryan-tate]

Yeah. Still bored so I don’t care what you say. Reason 3: You have a very serious physical disease and they locked you up in the hospital and then everyone forgot you existed so the only reason you created this is because you are tryin to feel in the least bit relevant in other people’s lives, especially since without this façade no one even remembers you exist.

[westfieldhacker]

Think everyone else would be bored by it? Hm.. that one is fairly interesting but no salsa.

[westfieldhacker]

I'm bored at work so I've decided to come up with reasons you are such a heinous bitch. Reason 1: you asked for a big wheel as a kid and your parents bought you a baby doll instead.

Would have thought the students would keep that mind of yours plenty occupied, but I’ll play along. Wrong. Next reason I’m so lovely. 

[ryan-tate]

Eh. They’re taking a test and then I have my free break. Reason 2: you have so much sexual tension from your Freudian love for your parent that you can’t find love and thus you feel the need to ruin everyone else’s happieness.

[westfieldhacker]

That’s not exactly what I meant when I said occupied with them. Hmm.. shocker but you’re so far off base that it’s just sad. I don’t ruin others happiness, they do that to themselves. If they didn’t do the things they do I wouldn’t be forced to stop them from getting away with it. 

[spirituallygemma-deactivated201]

How long until you're weak again?

I-I have no idea what you’re talking about..

[spirituallygemma-deactivated201]

Even if I did know half the things you know, I wouldn’t think they deserve this treatment. Maybe instead you could butt out of peoples business and focus on trying to make yourself a better person, because you’re the worst person here in West Field.

[westfieldhacker]

It’d almost be cute if it weren’t so pathetic how completely clueless you actually are, dear.

[westfieldhacker]

I'm bored at work so I've decided to come up with reasons you are such a heinous bitch. Reason 1: you asked for a big wheel as a kid and your parents bought you a baby doll instead.

Would have thought the students would keep that mind of yours plenty occupied, but I’ll play along. Wrong. Next reason I’m so lovely. 

[spirituallygemma-deactivated201]

How long until you're weak again?

I-I have no idea what you’re talking about..

[spirituallygemma-deactivated201]

No your wrong! None of us deserve this crap treatment you’re giving al of us!

[westfieldhacker]

If you only knew half of the things I know you wouldn’t be so quick to say that.

[totallytrevorknight-blog]

Grow a pair

[totallytrevorknight-blog]

You’re a sick fuck

[westfieldhacker]

You of all people should know what a real sick fuck is.

[spirituallygemma-deactivated201]

How long until you're weak again?

I-I have no idea what you’re talking about..

[spirituallygemma-deactivated201]

And being rude to other people for your own person gain is also done.

[westfieldhacker]

But you all deserve it so I don’t give two fucks.

[nate-novak]

Are those sirens I hear

They’re probably coming for you, you sick asshole. And stay the fuck away from Lydia. 

[arthur-truman11-deactivated2020]

Yeah, because I enjoy making other people suffer. Oh, no, wait, that’s you, you sick asshole. Just— Leave me and Lydia the fuck alone. 

[westfieldhacker]

That was almost funny, but I’m not the pervert here. I’ll do what I want when I want.. too bad for you.

[nate-novak]

Are those sirens I hear

They’re probably coming for you, you sick asshole. And stay the fuck away from Lydia. 

[nate-novak]

We’ll see about that, asshole.

[westfieldhacker]

Whatever you say. You’re one sick individual.

[totallytrevorknight-blog]

Grow a pair

[totallytrevorknight-blog]

Why can’t you just leave me alone?

[westfieldhacker]

There’s no fun in that.