just humor things

Lots of humor but really just all over the place.

[valtsv]

the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

[slimegirlwarlock]

The symbols for male and female, ♂and ♀, both have a circle on them, because the thing that’s really important is HOLE

^ not enough people are talking about this

[ampervadasz]

Az utolsó.. ! :) (Unmute ! )

[naamahdarling]

I feel bad about laughing at some of these, like the missed jump, but none of the cats appear to be hurt by their misadventures, and the rest had me literally WHEEZING. The cat crossing the unpleasantly-textured mat…I am LITERALLY CRYING.

[killrockstar]

new panic! music lmao. wheres that one post.

[killrockstar]

nevermind i did it myself

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

and on this day we once again must remember our fallen savoir Joe Jonas, who tried to tell us he heard my chemical romance recording new music and was burned at the stake for his perceived lies,

[ancientcitystyle]

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[thechurchofapathy]

He’s so close to figuring it out

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Up in the club like

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if 6 months of quarantine has proved nothing, it’s shown that the dad from The Shining was a weakass lil bitch

[xxredwoodxx]

to be fair, the mansion was sentient and slowly possessing him

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’ve spent 6 months in a studio apartment, the bitch can cope

[kodigriffinofficial20]

Very good advice for both the writer and the critiquer.

[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

[adambeachofficial]

rethinking that risky text

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[neckkiss]

[grimeclown]

[homoquartz]

tag urself I’m the millennials’ morbid fascination with death

[femperor]

I have never heard anyone, regardless of age, say “my phone’s battery has gone”

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

guess I’m brave af

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

@warriormale ghostwrote this article.

[dickofficial]

any gay who swallows loads is braver than a Roman empire soldier

[elreyputo]

y’all think ancient romans washed their dicks? y’all think those dicks were clean and not filled with cheese ? 

[dickofficial]

me, knowing abt the dick cheese: delicioso 👅👅👅👅 free dip for my nachos yum yum mac n cheese

[surprisebitch]

i did not need to read that

[wkrpinne]

I’m pretty sure the “let’s hang and take baths together” Romans probably had surprisingly fresh dick

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

[teathattast]

when you’re traversing through a cave and keep running into wild Geodudes

[dethalbumll]

gapple fcrumble