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time travel would be a superb convenience cause i could travel back in time to five minutes ago and have a talk with myself to step away from attempting to staple my socks to my shoe to keep them from slipping down cause the result wouldn’t be what i expected and i’m also looking at a possible wound

some might say a terrible present to give your mates is an explosive but i disagree i think a terrible present to give anyone would be a playlist with the sound of a wall being drilled

the lion king: 1 out of 5 stars the animals spoke english how are you so certain the animals spoke english personally i don’t believe it was realistic and if you don’t agree then you my friend are wrong

reckon they took away replies in an attempt to get us to pipe down and explore the great outdoors every once in awhile but they failed innit we’re still on here making a fuss and posting updates which is why i’m going to make another useless post reviewing the lion king gather round fellow online users

it’s not a proper week if i don’t mess up the reblog when responding to somebody make some noise for tumblr dot com for taking away an excellent and practical feature and replacing it with a feature that nobody needed

sami-whammy

i did the tuesday thing i definitely did that for about 8 hours.

wetbeans

you weren’t sat around for two hours waiting for a specific telly show to start were you assuming it was a tuesday i’m not saying that’s something i did i’m only just wondering

would like to add the mosquito and i are no longer on speaking terms cause it tried to suck the blood out of my nose which was a bit too forward considering we’ve only just met it could have gone for the arm i wouldn’t have mind if it went for the arm but it went for the nose and things are a slightly awkward now

list of exciting things i’ve done today

drank some water

had an omelette

thought it was tuesday

took four hours to watch a film

realised i was watching the wrong film

got kicked in the head by a cat

tossed a crumpled piece of paper in the bin and didn’t miss

considered joining a local basketball team for a successful paper toss

decided against it

befriended a mosquito

not literally if my eyes were quite literally on fire you’d have rounds about 46 photo uploads by now of it all going down

a bit bizarre to think i can read but my stomach cant read but my stomach is a part of me so how can you really say you can read when your insides cant read know what i’m saying i don’t know what i’m saying my eyes are on fire

never waste any part of an apple you should also eat the small sticker

turns out howling at the moon doesn’t turn you into a werewolf instead it makes your neighbours angry and someone might ask what exactly you’re doing so what i’m trying to tell you is that you shouldn’t howl at the moon

while the rest of you muck around with your giant snakes i’m getting a massive dinosaur fossil that can’t even do anything cause it’s not alive but it’ll be grand cause i could tell it 46 knock knock jokes in the span of an hour and it wouldn’t tell me to sod off cause it cant tell me to sod off it’s dead

overheard two people discussing how they’ve never been camping before and it appears this is quite common but the solution is simple you don’t have to wait around until you can camp in the great outdoors you could just set up a tent in your living room and release a thousand insects and an actual bear into your home to make the experience more authentic

i was clearing out some of my old emails and there was one asking if i would have babies but you know what i refuse to hatch any eggs for anybody this sender is going to have to look elsewhere for this service

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New Order ‎– Movement (Cassette) Canada 1981

kaworin

#44 worthwhile seconds

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