we come in pieces

you can call me sami. alien life form on a skateboard watch out. forever probing this extraterrestrial and dadding four cats and a dog. she/her and more handsome than your boyfriend. AIM: eggsnhammm super fake folks bye.

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this is an awkward sign so i had my picture taken with it.

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HEROES IN A HALF SHELL

TURTLE POWER!

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screams for an actual hour

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i’m making dinner tonight and ya’ll can’t stop me.

[baka-fuk-blog]

lookit you being domestic n shit!

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i’m gonna wear an apron that says ‘kiss the cook’ it’s gonna be badass you don’t even know.

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damn, goin all out? the kitchen can’t even handle you right now

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too hot for the kitchen tbh.

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i’m making dinner tonight and ya’ll can’t stop me.

[baka-fuk-blog]

lookit you being domestic n shit!

[sami-whammy]

i’m gonna wear an apron that says ‘kiss the cook’ it’s gonna be badass you don’t even know.

[sami-whammy]

i’m making dinner tonight and ya’ll can’t stop me.

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sup i’m on the dash lookit me

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@saintsanroman some weird looking dogs you got there.

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who wants to watch grease 2 with me

[hirxeth]

Whip It (2009) Dir. Drew Barrymore

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does anyone want a message on aim

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hagrid enjoying a hagrid-sized toy.

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i feel much better with this icon i feel like it really shows my inner p diddy.

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@acetrainerseraphine i won over my fiancee with a booger pick-up line you need to really bring it.

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whispers the word moist

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i’m doing this now before i start scrolling the dash and bothering people without intro-ing and everyone’s like ‘who the fuck’s this guy?’ so. i’m sami. i am 21 and like 5 days old and i like to skateboard but i fall down an excessive amount. i like to do the musics and tinker around with whatever instruments i can find, but for actual money i’m a studio musician for hire. i’ll play coconut halves i don’t even care. the gender binary scratches its clearly masculine or feminine heads at me but please don’t stress on my pronouns, i answer to anything. mostly she/her because life’s gotten me used to it. i am very very nice and very very silly so please don’t hesitate to talk at me. my fiancee is a tiny cute human named ridley and we have four cats and a great pyrenees you’ll get sick of seeing pictures of like super quick. anyway please talk to me about dinosaurs and tell me booger jokes at eggsnhammm on aim. thank you. sorry for all the words.

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please unfollow

i have a lot a lot of followers and i plan on reusing so pls ty.