Unrealistic

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Peter Solarz
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roma★
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

titsay
Stranger Things
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
Monterey Bay Aquarium
DEAR READER

Kaledo Art

#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@whatabutt
Unrealistic
love to be paid a leather pouch heavy with coin that makes a satisfying clink as the mysterious stranger sets it down meaningfully on the oaken table
As a Target cashier who had a guest pay $53 all in quarters yesterday, no you don't
literally every day i somehow manage to forget that i need to eat food to function and im like ‘oh god why am i feeling so terrible oh wait i havent eaten today’ like
me, overcome with A Mysterious Ailment: am i dying me after eating some popcorn: ah shit turns out im just a carbon-based lifeform that requires sustenance
“why does my mouth feel so weird? Oh, because I haven’t had liquid since yesterday.”
I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"
Some days is hard to be patient with the babies.
In the fostering world, we call this the “spay me now” look.
this is what it feels like to be the oldest cousin at a family event
i’m losing my mind
bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult.
anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so
im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor
what if we pissed in the toilet
me to everyone in the mens bathroom
Garlic 2 (Stone sculpture) Mary Eiland
damn when did they release garlic 2
♡ Happy birthday to The Legend of Zelda! ♡
⤷ February 21st, 1986
me, taking a nap to avoid all my responsibilities: I can have a little unconsciousness. as a treat.
Unmute !
The girls are TALKING
the girls are FRUSTRATED because they are READY TO PERFORM AND TAKE DOWN THE PREY
me when they let me out of my cage
@picsthatmakeyougohmm
while i nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, as of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door, “tis’ a visitor” i muttered “dummy thicc and nothing more
This post will never leave my mind O.O
That carrot sounds really good
I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it
smooth carrot for your soul