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Ta Risha | 25 | ♀

[youlovetoseeit]

Unrealistic

[marshmalleaux-queen]

[argumate]

love to be paid a leather pouch heavy with coin that makes a satisfying clink as the mysterious stranger sets it down meaningfully on the oaken table

[chickadee-znuts]

As a Target cashier who had a guest pay $53 all in quarters yesterday, no you don't

[glucose-gay]

literally every day i somehow manage to forget that i need to eat food to function and im like ‘oh god why am i feeling so terrible oh wait i havent eaten today’ like

me, overcome with A Mysterious Ailment: am i dying me after eating some popcorn: ah shit turns out im just a carbon-based lifeform that requires sustenance

[spoonie-isms]

“why does my mouth feel so weird? Oh, because I haven’t had liquid since yesterday.”

[devildaisies]

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[cybergata]

Some days is hard to be patient with the babies.

[embracing-hallows-end-deactivat]

In the fostering world, we call this the “spay me now” look.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

this is what it feels like to be the oldest cousin at a family event

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlyfrankenstein]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[delmondo]

what if we pissed in the toilet

[sketchdeath]

me to everyone in the mens bathroom

[thesweetestspit]

Garlic 2 (Stone sculpture) Mary Eiland

[daytimeblogger]

damn when did they release garlic 2

[elfzelda]

♡ Happy birthday to The Legend of Zelda! ♡

⤷ February 21st, 1986

[tonystarkstan]

me, taking a nap to avoid all my responsibilities: I can have a little unconsciousness. as a treat.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[alittlefallofgay]

The girls are TALKING

[rooftop-bingo]

the girls are FRUSTRATED because they are READY TO PERFORM AND TAKE DOWN THE PREY

[muscosus]

[ampervadasz]

[dylanisdazed]

me when they let me out of my cage

[whitepeopletwitter]

[probably-just-call-me-m]

@picsthatmakeyougohmm

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

while i nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, as of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door, “tis’ a visitor” i muttered “dummy thicc and nothing more

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This post will never leave my mind O.O

[nihilisa-frank]

[zumainthyfuture]

[madness-and-gods]

That carrot sounds really good

[freshiebyoung]

I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

smooth carrot for your soul

[catasters]

[zicygomar]