[whatevercami]

wow it’s been a while

[mysharona1987]

I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.

[babil6]

[whatevercami]

"supermom": loses baby weight immediately, works outside the home, cooks all 3 meals for whole family, prepares packed lunches, cleans whole house, microcleans daily and constantly (dishes, laundry, folding laundry, wiping counters, sweeping, organizing, picking up after children), stays pretty, nurtures and feeds infants, emotionally supports children, brings children to extracurricular activities, puts children to sleep, grooms children, micro-grooms all day (wipes mouths, cleans hands, changes diapers), bathes children, clothes children, shops for children, grocery shops,

"superdad": braids his daughter's hair

[nevillles]

After the Indian Wells CEO says “lady players” should drop to their knees to thank men for carrying tennis, Williams returns serve

[sheikh-that-ass]

I like my music at a volume where I can't hear u bitching

[queerxoh]

background: I came out to my parents as gay last month. 

this easter morning, i come downstairs to find my basket (a tradition in my family) and i can’t find it anywhere.

my mom gives me a hint: “it’s where you were last year”

the basket was in the fucking closet. 

[daprincessknight]

I thought this was going to be so bad

[glorytothelegion]

Im so happy for you

[red-lipstick]

[isaacmarionsbigwords]

[muslimmingle]

[redditfront]

[stuck-stateside]

2 4 6 8 why do people think I'm straight

[vjeranski]

Henrik Aa. Uldalen

instagram

facebook

[quinn-fabray]

[turbo-gay]

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

[orangeskins]

[wolftyla]

stressed. — lemon balm tea. bloated. — peppermint tea. slow metabolism. — green tea. nauseous. — ginger tea. sleepless nights. — chamomile tea. common cold. — elderflower tea.

[lalalalyndsey]