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why am i still h e r e b r o o o o

[wtiski]

[peachnim]

me: so white peop-

white: *is already crying*

[chris-evans]

mood for the past two weeks

[lilpoundcakeofficial]

Mood for most of 2020

[anxietyproblem]

[606cxt]

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

[souppippin]

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

[sandandglass]

[generalbriefing-blog]

Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here

[farmsuggestion]

old macdonald had ENOUGH

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

[cursedimagez]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again!! i would prefer to be an orb

[engage-with-zorp]

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

bedtime is a very difficult.

[powerburial]

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

[coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms]

what if it was mario you utter fool

[powerburial]

[triviallytrue]

i am way too online

[triviallytrue]

“hey man, yeah, i really wish i could enjoy that tweet you sent me, but unfortunately i happen to know that the twitter account it’s from is run by an insurance industry shill who spent the early part of this year ranting about how evil bernie sanders was, which makes it hard for me to enjoy his halfhearted dunks on trump. i know this because i’ve allocated an embarrassing amount of mental space to a shitty online culture war that no one in their right mind should give a shit about, but it’s there, and now i can’t unallocate it. anyway, have a good one.”

[butchlet-rights]

planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is

[butchlet-rights]

me, 10, who will never be the same again:

[notkatniss]

[imaginedsoldier]

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

[lilishere]

[fairycosmos]

can you believe how many people have died painfully and alone directly because of trumps actions and now he has access to the very best health care paid for by the taxpayers

[fairycosmos]

which despite being a billionaire he DOES NOT CONTRIBUTE TO AT ALL!!!!!!