What my roommates say

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Buggle Strus

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You'd choose lesbian over nun?

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You've been exiled to Twerk Island.

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Katelynn: We're having a nice calm conversation.

McKay: No we're not! I'M SCREAMING ABOUT WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!!

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Friendzone him in your heart.

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Boots are like prom, you'll never regret them.

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Oh we can live off of KitKats, it's Tokyo.

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We can't make him angry, we have to kill him.

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Oh somebody used the orgasm cup....that's cool.

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Sydney: The peasants had tons of children because they didn't have birth control or heaters to keep them warm.

*10 second pause*

Katelynn: Ahhhhhhh....sex.

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We'll objectify women first so you can agree.

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But do they have a naked bike tour?

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He’s so deep in the close he’s finding Christmas presents.

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Give up on your dreams, eat sushi instead.

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We're going to open an adult store called Kinky Kouture.

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There was enough pubic hair to donate to Locks of Love!

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*Olympic swimmers about to get on blocks for men's 200M IM*

Tyler: Mount your pony!