I Dont Know Either Man

Literally just a bunch of random shit

[feministism]

[whattheflyingfuckingduck-blog]

So we’re doing an activity in social studies or whatever and there was a question that asked you to describe something and my friend asked me for help so I went into Writer Mode and started to write like a short story about what was going on and I gave her computer back to her and she takes one look at the screen and whispers “no” 

[whattheflyingfuckingduck-blog]

YOU KNOW WHAT IMMA DO

IMMA WRITE A BOOK ABOUT TWO GIRLS AND PLAY THEM OFF AS STRAIGHT THE ENTIRE TIME AND THEN HAVE THEM KISS AT THE VERY END OF THE BOOK BECAUSE YES

[whattheflyingfuckingduck-blog]

The first day of school is my favorite day of school because I get to figure out who I hate

[whattheflyingfuckingduck-blog]

So I was jamming out to FOB...

My family wasn’t home, I was doing laundry, what would you EXPECT me to do so I wouldn’t die of boredom. Anyways, apparently, my mom actually was home and my music was so effing loud that I didn’t hear her open the garage, or my door. She stood there for a full three minutes before whipping out her phone to take a video of the whole thing, and decided to shout “HEY” really loud. I ended up slipping and falling on my butt, and knocking over a huge mothereffing stack of towels.

So anyways