aahhHHHHH??

the teenage ftm "cis bootlicker" ur tranny grandpappy warned u about ;)

[buffysummers]

[salvia-plathitudes]

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

@temporalnocturne

[wlwvoltron]

hunk when allura says something #relatable: oh i kin you

allura: ?? what does that mean?

hunk, who doesn’t usually like to prank his friends but will not refuse this opportunity for his life: it means that i really like you and that you’re a great friend :)

allura: oh, cool!

[later that day]

allura: hey lance, i just wanted to let you know that i kin you!

lance, spitting out his drink: you WHAT

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[tenrecidae]

you sound like a fun person to be around op

[nest-deactivated20181209]

i’ve struck a nerve in the shits&farts fandom

[tenrecidae]

so how do you feel about autistic people op

[nest-deactivated20181209]

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[princessbubblegumandjustice]

“Straight people are boring”

Being gay makes you gay, not interesting.

Being bisexual makes you bisexual, not interesting.

Being pansexual makes you pansexual, not interesting.

Being asexual makes you asexual, not interesting.

Your sexual orientation doesn’t determine how entertaining, interesting, or engaging you are. If you think only thing about you that makes you interesting is your sexual orientation then you need to pick up a hobby or something.

[berdoechii]

this was written by a boring straight person

[princessbubblegumandjustice]

That’s news to me

[imsoshive]

If Canada don’t GET THE FUCK …

[kingjaffejoffer]

lmao

[mchngrls]

There are now more than 90 people dead. You can bitch and whine that’s it’s hotter where you are, but you have to understand that it’s the elderly, homeless and small children who don’t have air conditioning and are susceptible to health problems. How fucking despicable can you be to just laugh at people dying because temperatures are hotter where you are. Our infrastructure was built to withstand -30 C°, not the heat. It’s not about how Canadians are “weak”, it’s literally just shitty circumstances.

[ruffboi-mags]

We had to have this talk when London had that heat wave a few years back, and now we have to have it again:

PLACES THAT HAVE NOT HISTORICALLY HAD INTENSE HEAT ARE NOT BUILT TO HANDLE THE HEAT AN INTENSE HEAT WAVE CAN BRING.

I grew up in Arizona, right? In the summers, hitting 120+ degrees was noteworthy but not uncommon. Everything about the way our buildings and infrastructure was built was intended to handle that heat. I knew so many people in financial situations and crappy houses that in other parts of the world would have only a window AC unit or no AC at all, but in Arizona they had central AC. They may have limited their use of it to save money, but they HAD it.

When a heat wave is TWENTY DEGREES above the average for an area? It doesn’t matter that to me 93 in the summer is “cool” compared to the summers I grew up with. Their infrastructure isn’t built to handle it. Their houses are built to keep heat in and while that can also help keep heat OUT, that requires there to be cool air in there at ALL. Most of these buildings probably have no AC, or AC that is super overloaded by the current weather. People’s wardrobes aren’t optimized for this. People don’t know how much water they need to drink, how long they can stay in the sun. NOTHING about this city is built for this kind of weather.

So if we can please act like COMPASSIONATE PEOPLE and stop mocking people for suffering and dying thanks to this thing they have NO control over, that would be GREAT.

[gfdatingsim]

Ever watch Gravity Falls and think, man, that Stan sure is hot? Well, indulge that thought by playing this genuine Grunkle Dating Sim!

FEATURING:

Expressive character sprites!

Full-color painted backgrounds?!?!

Ten never-before-seen illustrations, featuring your favorite Grunkle!

The opportunity to date your choice of Stan or Ford (but not both at once)!

Here’s what critics are saying about the game:

“Grunkle Stan finally gets a long term relationship! My work here is done” - Mabel

“Anyone else think this is kinda weird? And gross?” - Dipper

“So when do I get a cut of the profits? –Whaddya mean, “it’s free”!?” - Stan

“What’s a dating sim?” - Ford

Questions? Concerns? Error reports, or feedback? Send ‘em in, or just tag or mention us!

DOWNLOAD LINKS // CREDITS

[sovonight]

IT’S DONE! man, it has taken almost a year to finish this dang game! i’m incredibly grateful to everyone in the group for taking a chance on the project and volunteering their time, this game wouldn’t exist otherwise!

[gfhunklescalendar]

Not calendar related, exactly, but I feel it belongs here.

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[jaxblade]

Lets go!

[killaskillz85]

Shyt bring it on

[brownbrotha]

Would be truly greatful if this cums my way and muchly appreciated

[rrickkyyyy-deactivated20180217]

I believe

[the-softwitch]

Sorry, I just have to give it a shot…

[addark]

so i reblogged this and while i did not get money directly, i went from being financially fucked to “my landlord decided to honor a special they were having and my rent is half off this month” ?!?!??!

[whatthefuckharold]

i need money rip

[flightless-boy]

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

[bird-big]

NO. I’m reblogging this post to advertise root beer now

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

If any of you fuckers report me for spam I will kill you with a brick!!!

[aerithagainstabusers]

Underdeveloped means not past puberty or going through puberty. If a woman has small breasts she’s fully developed. That’s just how big her breasts go. Does that mean if you’re under a certain height you’re underdeveloped? No. It doesn’t. It just means you’re short. And that’s fine. It’s highly insulting to say someone with small breasts is underdeveloped.

Gonkly might have meant “small breasted” but he didn’t. This man is obsessed with definitions. He knows what underdeveloped means. He also knows what paedophile means. Which is why he said “I like mature women as long AS THEYRE PAST PUBERTY”. Not adults. Past puberty. If someone has gone through puberty, by definition, they aren’t someone who Greg would be attracted to. He’s a little worm who tried to get around the definition of the word. Hes an ephebophile, however he doesn’t understand that the word “paedo” when used colloquially means “adult attracted to minors” which included teenagers who have went through puberty but not past the legal age of consent. That’s what the mean when they call Greg a paedophile.

Also in no world was Blaire White screaming at him. She raised her voice because he kept darting around the question, kept interrupting her, and kept using false analogies and pushed for a debate on a topic that was eight months old and snapped at her for not responding to his emails fast enough when she was busy at the doctors to arrange her transition surgery. No wonder she was pissed.

But I guess that it’s only okay for Greg to get angry and raise his voice during debates. The only reason he didn’t this time was because he showed his true colours during the joy sparkle debate when he kept yelling. He tried to manipulate people by being calm and guess what. Ya fall for it if you thought Blaire was irrational.

[gumsmack-deactivated20180527]

hey guys kind of a call for help, my friend currently has no money to eat and nowhere to stay, she’s homeless and her parents refuse to help her. I’ve been sending her money ever so often but I’m broke right now so if anyway can help or spread this around, because it literally breaks my heart knowing she can’t do anything. a few dollars are more than helpful her paypal is [email protected]

again anything helps, reblogging this will mean so much thank you

[gumsmack-deactivated20180527]

Hey please don’t let this die she literally has nothing please anything helps

[whatthefuckharold]

can MAPS stop with their homophobia and stop trying to relate to gay people?

like

“our attractions can’t be changed, it’s like being gay!!”

or

“supporting therapy for maps is conversion therapy”

no, those things are fucking different, stop with your homophobia and stop trying to seem oppressed.

[complaineylainey-deactivated202]

Onision just publicly attacked a minor for disagreeing with him.

I’m gonna be honest, this shit makes me wanna ditch the anti-onision thing really, really badly. The hiatuses I’ve been taking from this blog are hardly from extraneous circumstances, but from the king douchebag himself. It’s so hard to watch him pull shit like this, guys. It really is.

If you see this person around please give her some love and support. This is straight-up bullying and as a community, one of our most important goals is to prevent and expose this from ever happening. Gregory Avaroe is a 30+ year old bully who once again, has shown his abusiveness towards KIDS for fucks sake. Please, let’s not let him get away with this.

[jew-against-onision]

But……She’s………PRETTY.

[whatthefuckharold]

her insta is Onision.Flops and she’s really nice!!!! i’ve been following her since the beginning!!! i haven’t had too many interactions with her but she’s hella sweet!! i suggest y’all follow her!!

[toobadhesfictional]

Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

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[apocalyptic-assassin-deactivate]

[sienna-khan-you-step-on-me]

[kiaxet]

[real-jaune-isms]

[fallentitan98]

[alice2madness]

[00x7]

[doodlepede-deactivated20180902]

[dysphoric-men-help]

[whatthefuckharold]

[whatthefuckharold]

 apparently last night at 3 am i woke up, sat up, said “TERFS must really hate Blair White, huh?” and then fell back asleep and tbh big mood

[whatthefuckharold]

Drop the T

so, i’ve seen a lot of Terf’s talking about this drop the T thing, and that’s made me think

y’know what? we should drop the T! i’d be for the better!

we should definitely drop Terf’s and just let them go form their own stinky community!

[whatthefuckharold]

AHHHH

does anyone have a link to Syren and the newest episode (no idea if it’s out yet)?? i’m screaming please, no links work bc i’m in the uk