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somewhere to put my brain

[forsakendaydreamer]

got my jackass dvds right in the middle of packing to move house so life really does get better <3

[whatthefuuuuuck]

how long after sex can i put on jackass

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I would suck his dick CLEAN OFF

[whatthefuuuuuck]

sniffing the stuffed animal she gave me that smells like her like the creepy thin man from charlie’s angels. i’m sneaking off and taking hits off that thing at 2 am. it doesn’t get me high or anything but it does make me turn on “heroes” by david bowie and cry hard as fuck. Call that shit the geek bar the way I look back and smile.

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i keep finding new bruises all over my body

[whatthefuuuuuck]

the thought of getting into a car crash and immediately fucking has not been able to leave my mind

[whatthefuuuuuck]

i have no dick, and i must cream

[whatthefuuuuuck]

she was so rhetty to link you know i got her to do that good mythical moaning

[whatthefuuuuuck]

bells: when she touch yo ringaling😳🛎️

birds: when she touch yo wingaling😳🪽

underwear: when she touch yo g-stringaling😳🩲

the season after winter: when she touch yo springaling😳🌸

klingwrap: when she touch yo klingaling😳???

[whatthefuuuuuck]

i want my ashes to be turned into a dildo when i die cus my favorite place on earth is pussy

[weakfleshwillingsoul]

[whatthefuuuuuck]

I was having a freaky dream but she started eating green paint straight from the tube so i woke up

[flutterbvnny]

i’m like if a pervert felt bad about it all the time

[whatthefuuuuuck]

this but replace flirt with think

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they could NOT let me horny ass work at a furniture store!!🤣🤣🤣

[whatthefuuuuuck]

I need to go back to my college so i can get my game up and get my money down

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i’ve said ALL of these