licorice

idk why anyone believes that jester and void weren't responsible for the wardens. they literally asked me for kelp the same session the water elevator was built.

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Well now that’s just a blantant lie! I never asked anyone for kelp.

Stop spreading lies about me and Void

THERE IS AN ocean??? COULD you PASS ME SOME KELP i would LOVE SOME!!! I DID not know we HAD AN OCEAN!!!

WHO else didn't know there was an ocean???

I believe we never gave them the kelp because we didn't have any!! I am not sure if there is ocean? I don't think there is! but it is true they did ask me when gregory was having a mental breakdown!!! I wasn't the one who sent that confession

Sorry! I didn’t know Gregory was having a breakdown!

But alas i never asked Berry Mountain for kelp! I asked for bonemeal for my farm if my memory serves me right!

you said and I quote "I have kelp I need more" I heard this... why must you lie? we care not for your wardens!!! just be honest and share the goods!!!

idk why anyone believes that jester and void weren't responsible for the wardens. they literally asked me for kelp the same session the water elevator was built.

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Well now that’s just a blantant lie! I never asked anyone for kelp.

Stop spreading lies about me and Void

THERE IS AN ocean??? COULD you PASS ME SOME KELP i would LOVE SOME!!! I DID not know we HAD AN OCEAN!!!

WHO else didn't know there was an ocean???

I believe we never gave them the kelp because we didn't have any!! I am not sure if there is ocean? I don't think there is! but it is true they did ask me when gregory was having a mental breakdown!!! I wasn't the one who sent that confession

EVERYONE has had KELP and I HAD NO IDEA... DEAR READERS i am KELPLESS and EVERYONE IS KELP-ED UP!!!

DEAR READERS DEAR READERS who cares about the jester WARDENS when we have a BIGGER issue!!! MY REALITY being SHATTERED shattered SHATTERED at so LITTLE KELP in my LIFE!!!

maybe if you ask those two they have some to spare?? I care not about the wardens anymore!!! old news that was exposed 80 confessions ago!!!!

idk why anyone believes that jester and void weren't responsible for the wardens. they literally asked me for kelp the same session the water elevator was built.

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Well now that’s just a blantant lie! I never asked anyone for kelp.

Stop spreading lies about me and Void

THERE IS AN ocean??? COULD you PASS ME SOME KELP i would LOVE SOME!!! I DID not know we HAD AN OCEAN!!!

WHO else didn't know there was an ocean???

I believe we never gave them the kelp because we didn't have any!! I am not sure if there is ocean? I don't think there is! but it is true they did ask me when gregory was having a mental breakdown!!! I wasn't the one who sent that confession

did anyone else see @sunsetlaf banner? I was weirded out! very peculiar? I don't know what that was

sunsetlaf

I'm not sure what you mean, Licorice? my banner has been like this since the Star Dream, that sad little event of Holly's. I'm not one to change my blog often, I've still been in description writing purgatory for weeks, ahaha

I think I saw a glitch on my screen it looked like you if you were a disgusting weird baby, I am not sure. I think someone hacked your account!! you should change your password

did anyone else see @sunsetlaf banner? I was weirded out! very peculiar? I don't know what that was

I heard licorice really needs iron!!! I heard you should give him iron!!! 4 4 4 4

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I don't know who confessed this but I encourage this sentiment wholeheartedly! please give me iron! I have no iron

ask-douglas-3laf

You ought disregard that which comes from the jaw of gossip; it is foolishness, a waste of time, and serves only to induce paranoia. I have seen before the effects of such fear; fall prey to it not.

you guys are going crazy!! I think people should pay less attention to the confessions of those too cowardly to show their names, responding to those will only hurt you! you guys are all showing your true nature now, and you thought I was the bad one!!! I am not the one confessing about insidious murder schemes and traps!! how quickly your colors are shown when you can hide behind a veil!!

I want to kill Fancypants really badly and take those pants, does anyone agree? The pants are diamond and shiny... I want those pants. I would trap them in a hole and kill them slowly... I have thought about it so much. I will tell you my entire plan if you contact me, you know who I am.

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? @fortress-of-risky-rewards stay safe!!!!!!

ask-nancy

its so bizarre to me that you guys see a post saying "gee i love my friends! even if i don't like you you're worthy of love!" and freak the fuck out about it

I LIKE my friends!!! AND I LIKE most of you!!!

HERE at the fortress of ME there are people who I LIKE!!! even the ones I don't LIKE AS MUCH have qualities i can find admirable

even if it is hard to tell what is going on!!! GOING ON!!! I AM NOT one to dislike!!! I AM ONE to like, it isn't hard

i think jacketlope is nonbinary, will and lance are gay, and Fancy Pants is a capitalist but i dont have any evidence because we dont talk alot

I haven't the faintest clue what a capitalist is!!!!! @fortress-of-risky-rewards please explain so we can put this in our newspaper article!!! I also heard will was bi!! not gay!!! I don't know what lance is

APPARENTLY i could be yuri too if i was the vibe of yuri i dont know about CAPITALIST THOUGH do you have any hints on what a CAPITALIST IS??? its like everyone else knows all of this and we dont i wonder why there is so many new things... i do not know what to do with it all, are we meant to be some of these? ARE WE SOME OF THESE???

I cracked the case!! capitalist is someone who capitalizes their letters! you capitalize so many of your letters they've assigned you to be a capitalist!!!!

I don't know why we know nothing :( I am sad.. did we miss a day of learning??? were we out of the world?? when they all learned?? I don't know!!!!

I AM A CAPITALIST I DO THAT!!! MAYBE I HAVE FOUND MINE... but sometimes i don't I HAVEN'T been lately I AM TIRED and the CAPITAL LETTERS are very big more than the LITTLE ONES!!! little ones, little little letters they are so litter we are learning i am a capitalist and that we could be any of these

maybe you are a litterer!!! or a litterist? literal? litty bitty letters? tinyist!!! tinyer?? I don't know how the naming system works. typefluid? fluid changing! changing letters! you could be a changerer. I am learning so much we could be anything... and this article will help our readers figure it out as well!!!! if you have ever wondered you were anything you can buy our newspaper NEXT week for probably a good price I don't know

i think jacketlope is nonbinary, will and lance are gay, and Fancy Pants is a capitalist but i dont have any evidence because we dont talk alot

I haven't the faintest clue what a capitalist is!!!!! @fortress-of-risky-rewards please explain so we can put this in our newspaper article!!! I also heard will was bi!! not gay!!! I don't know what lance is

APPARENTLY i could be yuri too if i was the vibe of yuri i dont know about CAPITALIST THOUGH do you have any hints on what a CAPITALIST IS??? its like everyone else knows all of this and we dont i wonder why there is so many new things... i do not know what to do with it all, are we meant to be some of these? ARE WE SOME OF THESE???

I cracked the case!! capitalist is someone who capitalizes their letters! you capitalize so many of your letters they've assigned you to be a capitalist!!!!

I don't know why we know nothing :( I am sad.. did we miss a day of learning??? were we out of the world?? when they all learned?? I don't know!!!!

i think jacketlope is nonbinary, will and lance are gay, and Fancy Pants is a capitalist but i dont have any evidence because we dont talk alot

I haven't the faintest clue what a capitalist is!!!!! @fortress-of-risky-rewards please explain so we can put this in our newspaper article!!! I also heard will was bi!! not gay!!! I don't know what lance is

im nonbiney - lucky

please describe more for our article!!!!!