saintpotter's adventures in neopia

hi, i'm yuzu! i'm 25. she/her. my main is echeveria2. my main neo acct is saintpotter, and my side accounts are polarvortex, happygallop, sempervivum, and toastybat. here is a list of all my pets. wishlist.

[ot3]

i was rereading my long neopets post the other day because i love rereading my own opinions #myopinions and i spend a lot of time over the course of that thing trying to articulate and justify my distaste for the newer style of detailed rendering

anyway i just found out about the fuzzy meerca outfit the site released in 2023 and im sad i didn't know about it at the time because no amount of typing in the world could have made my point better than just putting these two pngs next to each other.

striped meerca, released 2009 vs the fuzzy meerca outift, released 2023. what more needs to be said.

[starbiology]

they gave jhudora a pantsuit then didnt even draw her in it which is criminal honestly

[starbiology]

im checking through the rules on whats allowed in neotimes stories (bcz i may be writing neopets fanfic rn lol) and some of them are so funny to me

stating jellyworld exists literally is not allowed. You will not have your fic posted if you state that a world that doesnt exist (even though it does) exists in neopets (again, even though it really does exist)

[starbiology]

the absurd comedy of what isnt vs is allowed for romance

[flarti]

This is my piece for the r/Neopets secret santa art swap!! My recipient asked for a portrait of any of their pets so I did a sticker pack of all their pets on their main account. I had a lot of fun with this! Individual pics listed under cut.

thanku for looking merry crimmas

[starbiology]

according to a random cake item illusen has relatives which means: embarrassing mom

[wibreth]

[minorninth]

where is my evil jhudora valentines?

[castleofthade]

its ok their names had swear words in them

[princeofmayonnaise]

okay so let me explain. so Neopets.com is run by Netdragon who has a CEO who is an AI and they recently deleted the accounts of Adam and Donna, the literal creators of neopets.com and long story short, the newbie chat on neopets.com has been the general discussion board for like 2 decades despite it being called 'the newbie chat' but one day I refresh the page and they have gentrified our home and it's called 'new to neopets' now and I'm like wat and TNT makes a post announcing there is now an official general chat which people (not me) have been asking for for years and a lot of people are so happy it's back and begin posting away on it but then a day later TNT makes up a brand new rule with no warning that we cannot dare talk about anything not directly neopets.com related on any of the boards anymore including non-neopian food and clothing (if you mention hats they MUST be hats that exist on neopets.com or ur account could literally die. this is an actual example given by a staff member in an email) and they began freezing and silencing people who had posted non neopets related things on a board called 'general discussion' which they never announced or explained the rules for whatsoever, and people only found out the rules because users began posting the warnings they received which actually explained the rules to them and people literally had to email staff to get the rules figured out and then post screenshots for everyone else to see because of course TNT couldn't do that for us themselves and then finally TNT makes an announcement that says no non-neopets talk is allowed on the general chat but then they they start freezing and warning people on the newbie chat too for posts that were made days before the rules changed and this is all because neopets wants to be 100% child friendly now except they are selling neopets.com wine glasses as merch and have held multiple events at bars you obviously have to be 21+ to go to and are encouraging players to go on Reddit, and they made a sorry mommy sorry meme tik tok of their neopets faerie characters on their official neopets.com tik tok oh and also the april fools day joke this year was about this child character from the early 2000s Nick Neopia who used to be this totally radical skater guy but is now a full grown thinly veiled Q-anon-esque conspiracy theorist who ranted about 'the globalist' which is an antisemitic dogwhistle and lets not forget the plot about staff members being brutally murdered either idc if it was years ago and so people are getting frozen and their pets obliterated for asking other players simple questions and yet there has been a board about BDSM up for literal hours while TNT is actively taking down other posts ALSO this was all after both the huge NFT and massive data leak scandals. does this make sense so far? are you following??

[mangoshibi]

Another round!! Mostly royal girls cause I love the dresses

[starryxm00ns]

anyone remember the dark faerie sisters? 🦇💙

[theneotrash]

Another small animation I did! They love each other 🌺🌸🍓💖

[ot3]

ok guys its time for hot or not neopets edition. i am going to give you my definitive best and worst of every neopets color. or at least all of the ones where the pets look meaningfully different. i’m committed to unproductivity today.

Keep reading

[pauein]

This is like art

[nimmo-tube-cheese]

I forgot that the wheels don’t work if you switch tabs.

I spun the Wheel of Monotony.

Help.

[nimmo-tube-cheese]

It looks like it’s about to stop!

[nimmo-tube-cheese]

Soon! Soon...

[nimmo-tube-cheese]

Thanks.

[pirakeet]

They straight up released this outfit

[melscribbles]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜