is it tomorrow

I have been on this planet for 25 years

[adhdconfusion]

Person: “What’s your favorite song?”

Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”

[timemachinetyrant-deactivated20]

Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?” My mind: *goes blank*

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Some guy: what's your favourite film?

Me: I have never seen a film in my life

[pomeranian2]

[arandomthot]

I’ve had this same dilemma too many times

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[lotad]

[owlcitytweets]

[beyond-authority]

Update!

[the-great-void]

Mr. City

[timetrees]

#mr city was my father please call me owl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[incoastalstates]

[teathattast]

[babyanimalgifs]

“A polite and subtle implication that maybe, just maybe, he may be interested in going for a walk 👀” 

(via)

[imoverallofit]

There’s nothing better/funnier than dogs who realise they can talk to us with just their eyes sometimes lol

[galactic-dragoness]

[loszeged]

[neko-mancy]

[bugmoment]

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

condescending online man day

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone

[bob-belcher]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

okay, i’ve gotta ask what the deal is with all these bob’s burgers character blogs that just steal *relateable humor* posts from other twitter/tumblr users, because now they appear to be stealing posts from each other? is it some sort of ad revenue scam like those CGI elsa finger family videos? are they some sort of AI gone rogue, having learned to feed off each other in an infinite loop of Quirky Humor? i need answers here

[sharkfests]

They seem to be a front for a gambling app called Qriket

[archivehead]

I wish we could have normal crimes again

[awesome-picz]

Wholesome Cat Posts That Will Hopefully Make Your Day.

[thebigpapilio]

Friendly reminder to adopt older pets!!!

[carcinisized-deactivated2021112]

is he...yknow....*gestures downward to super hell*

[ailment-remade-deactivated20210]

i startled her…

[gay-irl]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Sorry, himbo machine broke

[cipheramnesia]

McDonald’s milkshakes do not bring all the boys to their yard.