Can't Even.

A basic white girls problems with potential suitors.

[whiggytiwup]

Is there anything better than a freshly toasted strudel?

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[dbhowell]

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Plz do

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Wtf

Let's just clarify something here. *rant warning* I'm going to break down my actual money situation right now. In my bank account I have: $775.53 -$200.00 for rent $575.53 -$396.26 insurance bill $179.27 -$ 20.00gas in my car $159.27 Now this could go two ways here. Either I miss a payment on a medical bill (because my insurance wouldn't cover the procedure), and buy groceries. OR I pay the medical bill and have $159.27 -$147.00medical bill $12.27 for groceries Do you see that? That's what I get for working a full time job with benefits. I don't have a second job(yet), I have a small low maintenence dog and I live by myself. I also may only have $12.27 hours to feed myself for 16 to 18 days. That's $0.76 a day to feed myself if I want to keep current on my bills. This is what happens when you don't teach yourself how to properly live within your means, or manage priorities. Food is always a last priority for me. And I still have to pay to do my laundry, but my dog food, buy his flea medicine because I ran out last month, and still do "social activities". Not a good end of the month for me.

[whiggytiwup]

Ironyy

I'm pretty impressed about the irony of the fact that I've been watching "Friends" but I don't have any.

[whiggytiwup]

[whiggytiwup]

I need

A horror movie setting to the likeness of the hills have eyes But; The guy at the gas station is HOT AF like an 11 on the 1-10 scale. And the family is just ugly as heck, or wayyy too normal looking. That's what I need.

[whiggytiwup]

What's yours?

MUa:my current relationship status: just burnt the crap out of both of my lips on a fork that I was using to roast marshmallows over the stove flame.

[whiggytiwup]

I'll tell you.

If I wanna fuck, I'll tell you If I wanna go out. I'll tell you If I wanna fall in love, I'll act like I don't have the ability to love and you'll probably never know that I could have spent the rest of our lives with you.

[whiggytiwup]

Uh oh update

Updating on that awful tinder exchange with my exes room mate, he got all forceful on me when we hung out, after telling him I didn't wanna bang it out. He's pretty muscular. He pinned me down, took his lil dick out and I played along opened my mouth, he put it in and I bit that shit. He stayed off of me after that. Haven't talked since. I'm gonna fight if I can. Fuck that guy.

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Current exchange

"I'm basically forcing myself not to shit until tomorrow morning" "It's awful but I'm gonna have the best poop"

[whiggytiwup]

Well shit.

Last night I was swiping on tinder and came across my exes room mate, so I swiped right and it matched immediately. I just about came close to projectile vomiting on myself. Just waiting on that awkward message.

[jonssnow]

Emma Watson addresses Vanity Fair photo controversy

[whiggytiwup]

Yesss

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Petty?

My ex posted on his Snapchat story a picture of his tv screen with my parents Netflix account (we share it). Told my dad about it, dad changed the password last night. So much for your "movie theatre in the bedroom".

[whiggytiwup]

The unsent snap.

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"Boys are just dessert, remember that."

-My BFF

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