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Sup

[pure-moonlight]

:(

[theprocess-deactivated20200806]

it’s become an obsession, really ….

[beeshrektestinthemall]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

Gays doing math

[catchymemes]

[dokugaa]

In 2019 we are

eating more soup

[xharpiex]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

[willow-wanderings]

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

[shadows-and-starlight]

Thanks, I hate it!

[vampiredisease-deactivated20190]

reaction image masterpost. please add on

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[charlibaltimore]

[nas-aa]

[nas-aa]

[naropinosa]

[undeadmanwalking]

I thought this was a corset at first i was like ooh sick’ning

[cowabungah]

What’s in his ass

[judyfartland]

i believe that’s Buzz Lightyear

[surprisebitch]

he’s got a friend in him

[darusen]

[forgamers]

Russian exorcisms be like

[missster-anderson-deactivated20]

This bitch haunted… YEET

[nitashinori]

From what i could roughly understand: [no idea sorry] *GASP* *exhale* “In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”

[unexplained-events]

An abandoned ship allowing nature to take its course.

[gaynfl-moved]

yesterday at the store, i said “babe” to get my girlfriends attention and like four women who aren’t my girlfriend looked at me and the lesbian power fjrjfndmsmzksp

[gaynfl-moved]

i said it again at the bar and the bartender turned like i was talking to her djfnfjdndkdjd

[gaynfl-moved]

FJNRFINFENDMSLWKDJEN YOU ARENT WRONG

[knifefightscene]

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

[synnabunnz]

Masturbation is easy.

Choosing a video is tough.

[trappeds0ull-deactivated2020072]

Agreed

[nemoheauxs]

I’m all the way on Page 345

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[dontexpecttomakesense]

Hello, would you be interested in...

[nickyvmlp]

I’m listening