mothman is bullshit

"I'm kidding .... Or am I?"

[ghostsjogging-deactivated201810]

I forgot to post this Robert sketch I put on my twitter. He my fav dad ilu

[questionartbox]

Lucky thing nobody saw

Meanwhile DDADDS is great fun and cryptid-hunting knife-dad is A+ Art blog: questionartbox [Commissions] [Ko-Fi]

[whiiskeydad-blog]

cupcakedcd:

Robert takes his time with responding, just looks at him for a while. There’s something ridiculously INTENSE about it, and while Joseph refuses to look away, he can feel warmth slowly rising up the back of his neck.

A part of him does notice that he’s starting to treat on ground he shouldn’t be treading on - not because anything’s going to happen, but because it’s simply NOT APPROPRIATE. Even just to flirt with this man is not appropriate, Joseph knows that, of course he does. He knows it all. ( ALWAYS HAS. )

He’s ready to concede and break the gaze, but the other man finally moves, all without looking away. Pulls a cupcake towards him, gives an answer that could be about sweets and baked goods.

Joseph is pretty sure it ISN’T.

For a second he stares back, and then finally, finally manages to tear his gaze away and take a breath.

❝ Does that mean I can expect you back next time to try something new? ❞ He smiles at Robert but only looks him in the eye briefly now as he goes to open the blue box with the money.  ❝ That’s two dollars. ❞

There’s a moment where everything else falls away & the only thing that really registers is the expression on his neighbor’s face, the way he meets Robert’s gaze & holds it.  Robert doesn’t think about the cupcakes, or the perfect weather, or the screaming kids.  

& there’s that PULL again.  It feels like there’s something ELECTRIC there, something MAGNETIC between them that’s drawing them together.  His heart starts to POUND a little harder within his ribcage.

He’s almost GLAD when Joseph looks away & breaks the connection

One shoulder lifts in a shrug even as he slides two ratty one dollar bills across the table with his fingertips.  ❝ Jury’s still out, PREACH, ❞ he tells Joseph, flashes a grin that’s all sharp edges & TEETH.  ❝ Won’t be back if the cupcake’s GROSS –––––– ❞

He lifts his left hand to suck pink icing off the side of his thumb & glances at Joseph again.  ( It’s like pressing a BRUISE just to see if it HURTS ––––– )

[arsonsuggestions]

i might be an asshole like 90% of the time but at least i’m an attractive asshole

[findingwordsforthoughts]

i pour alcohol into the gaping hole inside my chest. it does not heal. not today. maybe tomorrow.

marina v., is hope still hope if it burns your throat? (via findingwordsforthoughts)

[bostonterrierdogs]

Cute Little Boston Terrier in the Hammock! See more Animals at : http://www.facebook.com/seeanimals

[johnnystorm]

the dragon’s love

[pillpoet-blog]

Getting sober means re-learning how to live. You must re-learn walking, sleeping, eating, everything. You must relearn being. This is true of any drug - whether substance or lover.

Crystal L. T. (via pillpoet)

[imckari-deactivated20181207]

assorted angst starters

“What happens when you die? What do we do then?”

“You look like shit.”

“You have to run. They’re looking for you.”

“Don’t worry about me.”

“What did they do to you?” 

“I’ve got you.”

“Walk it off, sport.”

“Don’t be stupid. Let me help.”

“Trust me, I’ve been there.” 

“Why didn’t you tell anyone it was this bad?”

“I didn’t want you to find out this way.”

“You wouldn’t understand.”

“You’re a terrible liar.”

“I am your friend. You’ve got me.”

“Are you lonely?” 

“Get the fuck out of here!”

“I guess this is goodbye.”

“I’ve been through worse.” 

“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?”

“Of course I’m pissed!” 

“Who did this?!”

“Why did you do this?”

“I don’t expect you to forgive me.” 

“Save it. You can hate me later.”

“You don’t need permission to cry. It’s okay.”

“Life isn’t fair.”

“You want to be a hero? Is that it?”

“I wasn’t meant to survive this.”

“You won’t survive.”

“Feel better?”

“We can’t go back to who we were before.”

“you lose someone?”

[recaidasretumbantes]

The first rule of trauma club: we dismiss our traumas because someone else has it worse.

[mushi-and-junior]

ddadds characters: Robert Small

I’m so many levels of irony deep that I’ve forgotten what humor is.

[slytheringlow]

[whiiskeydad-blog]

cupcakedcd:

The comment makes Joseph’s eyebrows rise and the corners of his mouth twitch at the same time. He’s not a 100% sure which out of those three Robert considers a given at this point in time, and he’s pretty sure that’s EXACTLY how the other man intends it to be.

Joseph finds that he doesn’t really mind.

❝ I can recommend them all, since they’re all GOOD, ❞ he replies, tipping his head subtly to the side, finally able to really catch Robert’s eyes for the first time since he arrived here, over the rims of his sunglasses.  ❝ And I don’t know about your TASTES yet, so I’m afraid a more personal recommendation has to wait until I do. ❞

It’s a prompt that’s as INNOCENT as it could be interpreted as something with a double meaning, Joseph is well aware. It’s always subtle, but it comes INSTINCTIVELY to him, ever since the time he spent on the road. And it’s not even a deliberate thing, not anymore.

❝ So what DO you like? ❞

Robert threw some chips out onto the table & not only did Joseph CALL his bet, but RAISED HIM ––––

There’s something THRILLING about that even if Robert hasn’t quite managed to ascertain whether or not it’s done with any INTENT or if it’s simply HARMLESS FLIRTING.  If it turns out to be the latter he’d be LYING to himself if he said he wasn’t disappointed.  ( But even if that’s the case he isn’t willing to give it up, even if he knows he should.  Not yet. )

Robert holds Joseph’s gaze, lets it linger for longer than is probably APPROPRIATE for CHURCH GROUNDS.  His hand slides across the table for his cupcake of choice, dragging it closer to himself.  

❝ Everything. ❞  He reaches for his wallet to pay for the baked good.  ❝ I like keeping my options OPEN –––– ❞

[bostonterrierdogs]

Pooped after his #yoga sesh! Loving the very rare rays of #sunshine 

[whiiskeydad-blog]

YOUR STEREOTYPICAL MASCULINE SIDE

you love hoodies. you love shorts. dogs are better than cats. it’s hilarious when people get hurt. shopping is torture. sad movies suck. you own a car racing game. you played with hot wheels cars as a kid. at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega. you used to be obsessed with power rangers. you have watched sports on tv. gory movies are cool. you go to your dad(s) for advice. you own like a trillion baseball caps. you used to collect hockey or baseball cards. baggy sweats are cool to wear. it’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. you love to go crazy and not care what people think. sports are fun. you talk with food in your mouth. you sleep with your socks on at night. you have fished at least once.

YOUR STEREOTYPICAL FEMININE SIDE

you love to shop. you wear eyeliner. you wear the color pink. you go to your mom to talk. you consider cheerleading a sport. you hate wearing the color black. you like going to the mall. you like getting manicures and/or pedicures. you like wearing jewelry. you cried watching the notebook. dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. you don’t like the movie star wars. you are/were in gymnastics. it takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. you smile a lot more than you should. you have more than 10 pairs of shoes. you care about what you look like. you like wearing dresses when you can. you like wearing high heel shoes. you used to play with dolls as little kid. you like putting make-up on others. you like being the star of everything.

APPEARANCE

i am shorter than 5’5”. i have scars. i tan easily. i wish my hair was a different color. i have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. i have a tattoo. i am self-conscious about my appearance. i’ve had/have braces. i’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger. i have more than two piercings. i have/had piercings in places besides my ears. i have freckles. i have freckles that aren’t on my face. usually bruised. i paint my nails. i don’t leave my hair natural. i have a tooth gap. i have facial hair. i have burn marks. my birthmark is usually visible. i smile with my teeth. i have longer legs. i have a longer torso. i have broad shoulders. i am more muscular for my size.

EXPERIENCES

i’ve gotten lost in my city. i’ve seen a shooting star. i’ve wished on a shooting star. i’ve seen a meteor shower. i’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. i’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. i’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. i’ve been to a casino. i’ve been skydiving. i’ve gone skinny-dipping. i’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. i’ve crashed a car. i’ve been skiing. i’ve been in a musical. i’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. i’ve seen the northern lights. i’ve sat on a rooftop at night. i’ve played a prank on someone. i’ve ridden in a taxi. i’ve seen the rocky horror picture show. i’ve eaten sushi. i’ve been snowboarding.

HONESTY/CRIME

i’ve done something i promised someone else i wouldn’t. i’ve done something i promised myself i wouldn’t. i’ve snuck out. i’ve lied to my parents about where i am. i’ve cheated while playing a game. i’ve ran a red light. i’ve witnessed a crime. i’ve been in a fist fight. i’ve been arrested.

DEATH AND SUICIDE

i’m afraid of dying. i hate funerals. i’ve seen someone/something dying. someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. i’ve written a eulogy for myself. i think about death a lot. i’m afraid of someone close to me dying. i’ve had pets die. i’ve had suicidal thoughts. death doesn’t bother me.

RANDOM

i can sing well. i’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. i open up to others easily. i watch the news. i don’t kill bugs. i sing in the shower. i am a morning person. i paid for a cell phone ring tone. i am a sports fanatic. i twirl my hair. i care about grammar. i have “?”’s in my screen name. i’ve copied more than 30 cds in a day. i bake well. my favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. i would wear pajamas to school. i like martha stewart. i know how to shoot a gun. i laugh at my own jokes. i eat fast food weekly. i’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class. i can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. i am ticklish. i love white chocolate. i bite my nails. i’m good at remembering faces. i’m good at remembering names. i’m good at remembering dates. i honestly have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.

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[ribghoul]

best friends need matching shirts, yeah?

[sobabobah]

my babiesss