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Greta, Italy, 8teen

[agetwellcard]

coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

[dragontamereg]

POMME DE TERRE!

P…please… spare me…

[agetwellcard]

now say it in german

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[clevelandslair]

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

[amanda-jess27-deactivated201908]

Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this 😭

[lizzey-deactivated20191029]

the mood for 2019

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

[with-practice]

HIS FACE. HER FACE.

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[personblogging]

[herbiwhore420]

what was this show

[anotherpapercut]

a fucking gift to humanity 

[culturavibe-blog]

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[weloveshortvideos]

he crossed a lil kid at recess

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

[the-descolada]

Are you sure

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[bumbleshark]

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus, capricorn alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius

[lulunothulu]

Why am I all of them.? 😂😭

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Puppy: ”See, I told you we’d both fit on here comfortably.” 🔊

[jill-question-mark]

THE TAIL WAGGING

[vikiholmesx3]

[arandomthot]

A clean room can lead to a clear mind

[sandandglass]

[thaunderground]

dammit I gonna miss them

[stephrc79]

I DO miss them!

[la-belle-laide]

Remember when we had a president?

[jumpingjacktrash]

i miss the president

[awwww-cute]