crazy experience. on monday I went out to dinner with friends, and we got burritos in a kinda sketchy hole-in-the-wall type place. mine was huge, very rich and greasy and saucy, and I went to bed with my stomach settled but very full. in the morning it seemed like all of the food had transformed into air, I felt hugely bloated and I only had to sit up to make uncontrollable farts start spilling out. and they REEKED like hot garbage, it was insane. it was so bad that I couldn’t let them out at work, I had to go to the bathroom to do it cause they were so big and pungent.
i assumed that this meant my stomach was upset and I would soon be letting out all that food, but nothing came that day. it was all just endless gas, no real relief. on wednesday i felt the need to go, but it ended up being just a couple tiny pieces, clearly far less than the volume I’d been eating. it didn’t solve the smell issue of course, whatever was causing the gas was still stuck inside me. this process repeated on thursday, and again barely anything wanted out.
by then I was permanently bloated and getting uncomfortable. it didn’t really feel like there was anything hard forming, just that for some reason all the waste had collected higher up in my belly and was refusing to move down. I still got periodic relief from farting, and every morning I would push out a few really long airy burps to clear out the air that would seep up into my stomach each night. it was too painful to hold the gas in, so I would sort of leak that hot garbage stink all day. I would get home and realize my room still smelled from the morning.
friday started exactly the same, I got through breakfast and lunch and was feeling a little breathless from the fullness. near the end of the day my stomach suddenly cramped up violently. I was genuinely shocked to feel a series of small farts escape totally against my will, I had tried to hold them cause I wasn’t in private but I couldn’t. that made the cramps ease off so I kept working, but a few minutes later they squeezed my guts again and I quickly left for the bathroom. I could feel something more than air at my hole now, and was sure I was about to have diarrhea from how hot and wet the gas was. I sat down on the toilet and immediately exploded, it really felt like a stream of liquid shit propelled by pockets of trapped gas and it went on for much longer than I expected. but when I looked down the bowl was full of solid, well-formed logs. I had never experienced anything like it, it came out so fast and uncontrollably that it felt exactly like diarrhea, and it went on for so long that I never would’ve guessed the logs could be as wide as they were.
obviously the toilet was hopelessly clogged, the pile didn’t even shift when I flushed. I left feeling SO much better with the days of fermenting waste finally out of my belly. the trapped gas is still working its way out though, so I can’t say the smell situation has improved 😝
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