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mens-rights-activia

I wrote a song about my college experience 🌶🌶🌶👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥

emmavakarian-theirin

been thinking about sigourney weaver‘s ‘manic mondays’ laugh lately

radio-jupotter

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

radio-jupotter

some people understood this post. some people revealed themselves to be feds

yandere-angela

every time i see discourse about pedohysteria amidst a trans genocide i think about that news article from 2016 about the mexican immigrant who voted for trump because trump said he’d get rid of all the “bad hombres” from mexico, only to be deported himself because it turns out what trump was really saying was that he wanted to deport all mexicans, not just “the bad ones”

not just him, but there were many other examples too, like white conservatives who have mexican immigrant friends and family or people in the community important to them who were mexican immigrants, and they voted for trump because they thought trump was just getting rid of “criminals”, and then they regret it when their families and communities get torn apart by deportations of their spouses, their friends, their favourite restaurant owners, etc.

anyways, i hope young queers, trans people esp, understand that when conservatives talk about “pedophiles” and “groomers”, they’re not talking about actual child abusers, they’re talking about all queer people. they’re talking about all trans people. it’s why in florida, they’re categorizing “drag” as a child sex crime, and making sex crimes against children punishable by death. they’re trying to execute every single trans person, and that’s just the rhetoric they’re using

so stop buying into the pedohysteria. it’s easy to think “well, i’m not a pedophile, so i’ll be safe” when you don’t realize that in the eyes of conservatives, every single queer person is a pedophile and deserves death, and contributing to their rhetoric by trying to figure out which trans woman is a pedophile is just accelerating your own march to the gallows

laurenillustrated

Where are all the Calvin and Hobbes enjoyers??

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

where babys come from we have no idea

neovenatorgirlteeth

The Hole

memorycycle

shittymoviedetails

The Pronoun Cinematic Universe

prgnant

fox-of-glass

monsieurenjlolras

the-ginger-hedge-witch

Sorry, wait, don't they say in the very first episode and in the second that a cure isn't achievable? When they talk to the specialist, she says a vaccine isn't possible.

I think we're meant to lose sight of that because you always want there to be a fix and a hope. But it doesn't change the reality, even if the Fireflies found someone willing to tell them otherwise based on... no evidence or experience.

Ellie would have died for nothing.

the-ginger-hedge-witch

Also remember that Kansas City was in theory "free of infected," and it was still one of the worst places because of people.

A vaccine wouldn't have cured humanity.

#tlou #tlou spoilers #the last of us spoilers #the last of us

deliciouspirateangel

Bruh Ethan had literally a minute and a half of screen time and everyone’s already fixated on him you really just gotta be a white boy in a horror movie for the basic bitches to start thirsting 🫥🫥 Chad is right there yall where is the taste im begging ple-

pasta-is-magnificent

kingscrown666

anarchist-rat-swarm

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

what-if-doctor-who-was-yuri-yaoi

petpluto

I’m thinking about the Kennedy discourse, and I think along with the racism toward her, she’s harmed in the narrative by the fact that no one dates casually?

Buffy has Epic Loves (and Riley).

Xander has Tragic Loves.

Willow has Enduring Loves.

Giles has One Love.

And none of them ever just… date someone without that person being obviously meant for Long Term Romance. Even when it’s a Riley relationship, it ends with a run to a helicopter. No one dates just to see where it goes. No one dates casually. No one even breaks up amicably. Buffy and Angel come the closest. Buffy and Angel come the closest to an amicable break up, and that happened in a sewer before senior prom. (Unless you count Willow and Oz in New Moon Rising, but their break up really happens in Wild at Heart).

So here’s this girl who calls *herself* a brat, and she’s coming in on the heels of Tara. And instead of being able to say, “okay, where is this going?”, the audience immediately recoils because she isn’t good enough to be one of Willow’s Great Loves. When one, why not and two, who said she had to be?

These people (aside from Giles) are in their early 20s. You know how many people I know who are still with the person they were dating in their early 20s? It’s me and my husband, and 2 other couples. I’m not saying it’s impossible for Kennedy and Willow to make it, but I am saying that it’s cool if Willow (or Kennedy) wants to have a fun sex filled relationship without the pressure of forever attached to it.

Kennedy saw a cute girl and went for it. And Willow can mourn Tara and still get some (and still love Tara while loving someone else - what she said about Oz applies here too). She may always be longing a bit for a life where Tara didn’t die - but if Kennedy is good with dating someone who is essentially a widow, we should be good with Willow dating while a widow.

#buffy the vampire slayer #kennedy #willow rosenberg

centrally-unplanned

Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.

6qubed

333dotexe

you CANNOT leave out the part where he wore a huge solid septum piercing because he’s a twink and can’t grow a Hitler mustache

joryu

EH?

#witnessed that shit first hand #insane

marlinspirkhall

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

taken-aurally

It’s years before anyone explains it to him.

thetimetostrikeislater

People keep gifting him robes with long white birds on them.

thetimetostrikeislater

whetstonefires

The fun thing is he would understand why people were getting him outfits with storks on them. That’s a word, it’s his name, straightforward. All the humans get him the same gag gift, but like, they’re putting effort in at least. This is a genuinely nice outfit. Stork will be a walking zero-effort pun sometimes, rather than waste a perfectly fine robe.

It’s fine. This is a readily comprehensible human illogic. Exactly the kind of thing he expected from moving to Earth.

Six years in he finds out about the stork bringing babies.

thesaltofcarthage

Stork has a good long meditation session about this myth, his name, his job, the outfits, the whole shebang (or whatever Vulcan concept is the equivalent).

And he decides he’s honored by it, in a humanly illogical way.

The humans are asking him to do what is after all his job, and specifically requesting him for the joy his name brings them on top of an already agreeable and satisfying task. He has no objection to engendering positive emotions in others. Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so happiness must logically slow it down.

Plus, Vulcans of his generation love puns. There were two decades of punning competitions in colleges across the planet. So when he realizes that he is a walking zero-effort pun, and that the humans also love the pun, he is all for it. He is the Joe Cool of the entire Vulcan population in his city.

And via this pun, the humans are including him in a cherished and traditional myth, by casting him as the literal bringer of life and the expander of families.

There’s no downside. Stork wears his robes, pins, keychains, and other bird-related tchotchkes with genuine pride.

shinobicyrus

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AT LAST

For real though working together with some human social workers, a Vulcan would be an excellent caretaker for children in an adoption center.

Child has a meltdown? Imagine Stork, perfectly calm and unbothered, approaching the kid and saying “You appear quite upset, Eliza. If you would please allow me to relocate you to the ‘bean-bag-chair,’ we can discuss the source of your distress.”

A Vulcan educated in medicine and child psychology would be endlessly patient with a kid with behavioral issues. Stork wouldn’t get or upset or frustrated. After all, these are children with medical and psychological conditions. It would be illogical to blame the child or to not treat them with the appropriate care.

Even if the a little one was having a bad day or was just overtired, Stork wouldn’t get angry. He might even be a calming presence. Any new kids acting out would learn real quick that they’d have better luck trying to arm-wrestle a Klingon than get a rise out of Stork.

Not only that, Vulcans live much longer than humans. Imagine Stork looking virtually unchanged as decades pass. Kids he’d helped years ago would turn up fully grown, maybe there to adopt their own kids, and run into Stork, looking almost exactly as they remember him.

And he’d probably remember them too. “Welcome back, Eliza.”