whizzer facts most of the time

whizzer

[whizzer-facts]

Are you and Marvin married?

they would be married if SOMEONE would hurry up and buy whizzer the ring already (looking at you marvin)

[whizzer-facts]

Do you love marv

it depends on the day

[whizzer-facts]

Do you and Marvin hold hands?

especially when he gets all soft and romantic, yes.

[whizzer-facts]

You dress marvins hoodies i know it

nuh uh (yes)

[whizzer-facts]

How much do you hate Marvin and how much do you love marvin

yes.

[whizzer-facts]

So how did the time marvin-facts have put you and Marvin in a room to see what it would happen go?

nothing happened. (lie. gay sex)

[whizzer-facts]

I saw you and marvin toghether in street

whizzer doesn’t know what you’re talking about. (he’d rather die than be seen with marvin and his shitty fashion choices out in public)

[whizzer-facts]

you still here?

anyway was whizzer bullied in high school (mostly because of his name ❤️‍🩹🥀)

definitely but if you ask him about it he will lie and deny everything

[janedoewhosbrushedherhair]

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers//non-negotiable, positivity is cool

why do you hate me.

I like that I’m a theatre kid

I like that i’ve memorized most of Heathers

I like that I’m related to Pocohantas (idk how to spell her name-)

I like that I do color guard

I like that I’m queer? I guess? I dunno

@deadgaychoirkid @hibyetrysayhi ima be a annoying person @newsiestwink @alexyskyy @b0ttle-of-water @genericnewsiesusername @infinite-arson (not following me but shhhh)

@kewlfrog @noelgrubershungryhombremeal @rtc-obsessed-gworlie

[noelgrubershungryhombremeal]

omg thanks so much for the tag!!

I like that I'm a theatre kid with weird kid interests

I like my hair on days when the layers cooperate

I like that people trust me (and my cats which makes me very happy)

I like my singing voice

I like that I'm queer (maybe??? it makes me more interesting ig!!)

@delusionaldonutsimp @tylenol-extra-strength @trolldolll @kaeruutv @liazard @sherklover58 @legit-a-wet-marvin-boy @archiviism @muffetizdelusional @mintgreen-homewrecker

and ik these ones DEFINITELY aren't following me but @marvin-facts and @whizzer-facts what are 5 things marvin and whizzer like about themselves???

[whizzer-facts]

* whizzer likes his hair! all of the haters (read: marvin) that say he is balding are WRONG. marvin is the one who is balding. the bald spot is fake news and defamatory propaganda. (the bald spot is in fact real and it makes whizzer very anxious over his appearance.)

* whizzer likes, no, LOVES his fashion sense! unlike a certain closet case, whizzer always looks unimpeachably slayful. he knows this and the homophobes hate to see a diva winning.

* whizzer likes his athletic skills! he has been winning at racquetball for eighty-two games in a row and counting. marvin ain’t shit.

* whizzer likes how he wins at chess! and for real those times. once again, marvin ain’t shit.

* whizzer likes how he’s still able to fluster marvin even after all their time together ;)

[whizzer-facts]

What is whizzer allergic to?

that fuckass tie. you know the one.

[whizzer-facts]

whiz

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[whizzer-facts]

for the record whizzer does know it's pride month. he's just been doing stuff for the last few weeks. and by stuff i mean. heh. marvin

[jason-facts]

jason

[charlotte-facts]

charlotte

[whizzer-facts]

whizzer

[whizzer-facts]

today, at this specific time, two people are supposed to get married and die or something. but whizzer wouldn't know anything about that.

[whizzer-facts]

whizzer read a book today. it was a good book

[marvin-facts]

Can I have Marvin fact…

Holds out hands like a poor child…

this has been in my drafts for 2 months for some reason. im sorry. yeah sure if you want. omg don’t tell anyone but there’s like this rumour that marvin lowkey has a crush on whizzer. that’s a good fact, i bet you didn’t know that one.

[whizzer-facts]

esoteric whizzer fact: whizzer lowkey has a crush on marvin as well, what a funny coincidence!

[marvin-facts]

waiiiiiit omg maybe we should like set them up. see what happens. don’t tell trina.

[whizzer-facts]

omg we should totally like. put them in a room together and see how they react. just for funsies teehee.

[marvin-facts]

omg wait stop they’re like so cute i like SO ship it

[whizzer-facts]

wait you’re so right!! we should make them like. kiss or something. yknow for shits and giggles

[whizzer-facts]

contrary to unpopular belief, whizzer does not think about the roman empire.

he thinks about men. like a normal man does.