I love Johnathan Longoria

My name is Kat and I'm a mermaid, honestly that's all you need to know!

[gnarly]

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

[difficult]

Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.

(via difficult)

[yoururlsucksandsodoyou-deactiva]

[homeworkmyass-deactivated201505]

so much tension in one photo

[preciousprincesa]

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

[postllimit]

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

[homoprince]

[whoiskat]

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: /dinosaur screams/

[mtvgirlcode]

A little Sunday motivation for the week ahead 👍 BUT we’re all winners ‘cause we get a whole new episode of Girl Code tomorrow at 11:30pm on MTV!

[queenofheartsonthesleeve]

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

shout out to people who write answers in the text books

[negressive]

[axsharon]

i’m fucking crying

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

[freeteddybearhugs-blog]

I think about this a lot

[troll-bridge]

There’s a word for this:

[locktobre]

how can Superman go to court and have his face plastered all over the news and nobody turn to Clark Kent and be like you know what you look just like this guy

like please tell me that’s gonna come up

[bonestructureandcontempt]

That is preposterous.

Clark Kent wears glasses

[locktobre]

Clark Kent’s gonna take off his glasses to clean them or something and someone in the office is gonna scream and say he looks like Superman and he’s like huh as he puts his glasses back on and they’re gonna be like oh never mind I guess

[whoiskat]

kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

[alexisjayy]

*looks at my ass as I walk past a mirror*

[khemicalvex]

[mysinchester]

a little bit Gabriel in my life - a little bit of Castiel by my side - a little bit of Sam is what I see - a little bit of Dean is what I need - a little bit of Crowley straight from hell - a little bit of Lucifer as well - a little bit of Bobby to keep us right - as we drive the impala through the night

(via mysinchester)

[mashable]

Can’t stop smiling at this Orangutan giving kisses to a pregnant woman’s belly.