𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚 jjk men headcanons
how they are when playing minecraft with you.
(ft. toji f., nanami k., gojo s., geto s., yuji i., megumi f.)
you waste 15 minutes teaching him how to run, walk, jump, hit blocks, place them, because he forgets it every single time.
begs you to only play creative mode because he’s not patient enough to start a survival world from zero.
as soon as he discovers tnt it’s over. he places it everywhere and manages to make the tv lag when it explodes.
does that thing with the sheep, the piston and the end rod (i hope you get it😭) and giggles like an old man for minutes.
when you play survival mode, if it gets dark and mobs spawn he tries to kill all of them, failing (he dies everytime)
if you’re trying to build a house he would ragebait you and break all the blocks when you’re not looking.
he stresses you a lot and kinda gets hard everytime you scold him and get mad.
he looks like an old man who tries to use a phone for the first time.
it’s probably the first time he holds a controller in his entire life. even if you try to teach him multiple times, it takes him over 30 minutes to learn basic commands like running or jumping.
when he first sees mobs he asks you to put pacific mode on cause he lowkey gets scared.
you let him build the house while you explore, but he has no sense of design so he ends up building a 5x5 square wood house with a flat roof and no windows. and he’s very proud of it.
after you play the game a couple of more times he gets used to it. builds a better house, stables for animals, grows grain…but he HATES going mining so he lets you do it.
he takes the game so seriously he watches tutorial videos on youtube and sends them to you.
he does NOT play when it comes to minecraft.
this man looks like he’s been playing this game since it came out.
has a good knowledge of the game, already knows the basics and all the tricks.
he refuses to play anything other than survival mode.
you let him build the starter house. you’d aspect something simple but he literally builds a double-floor wooden house with stairs and roof made out of rock, like those you find in tutorials videos on youtube.
he wants everything to be organized, builds a storage room and gets mad when you put something in the wrong chest.
the only time he went mining he came back in less than 10 minutes with entire stacks or coal, iron, gold, redstone and like 30 diamonds.
he’s that type of person who speedruns. he would literally be in the nether fighting blazers while you’re still trying to get enough food to survive. and despite being very adventurous he never dies.
he’s just there for fun, does not take the game seriously.
he prefers playing creative mode because he likes to build pink houses and place random mobs around, but he doesn’t mind playing survival mode.
he doesn’t know that mobs can kill. he finds them cute at first but immediately runs away screaming when they hit him
he asks you to put pacific mode after that
he just overstimulates you a lot: he goes exploring far away from you and gets lost so it takes him a good half an hour to get back to you.
dies very often for stupid reasons: fall damage because he jumps off mountains, drowning because does not know how to get back up when he goes underwater, or maybe he dies into lava if he goes mining.
immediately screams if he sees a cat, a dog, a rabbit or a bee because he thinks they’re very cute
doesn’t help you build the house or other things because he’s very lazy, but walks around grabbing flowers and taking them to you.
asks you to play every single night only because you’re there with him.
it was a bit difficult to teach him the basics at first, he kept pushing the wrong buttons.
he’s the same as gojo, he just fucks around
BUT he also actually tries
he’d ask you a lot of questions like “where can i find wood?” “how can i build things?” “how can i cook food?” “do we need to sleep?” and even though they’re very simple you find it very cute.
he helps you build the house, grow grain, hunt for food, go mining but you do not trust him enough to leave him alone so you always make sure he’s right beside you all the time.
he once disappeared and came back with two wolfs, you don’t even know how he’d managed to make them friendly
he treats them as if they’re his kids, has named them and even painted their collars with different colors.
he makes sure they won’t die, but one time one of them got killed by a zombie and his whole world fell apart. he immediately killed all the mobs within a 10 meter radius for revenge
made a little grave in front of your house and still mourns him to this days
he hasn’t still learned the basics, even though you repeated them to him a million times.
gets very confused when he sees that everything is square-shaped, it gives him a headache.
he doesn’t enjoy the game, but won’t tell you because he loves seeing you so excited while playing.
literally stays beside you all the time
you’re mining? he’s behind you. you’re cutting down trees? he’s helping you. you’re exploring a village? he follows you.
he refuses to stay alone, gets very stressed when he gets lost and can’t find you because he genuinely doesn’t know what to do.
but despite all that he’s surprisingly good at fighting. he’d kill every mob very easily to protect you while you’re mining for iron.
he once saw a white rabbit and followed it for minutes because it reminded him of his shikigami
a/n: these are my very first headcanons so pls don’t get mad at me if they suck😭
i just wanted to write about minecraft because i’m currently in my 2 weeks phase. also i tried to make cupcakes today and they didn’t even cook bro i’m so bad at cooking it’s embarrassing
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