just go with the tide

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[urbancompound]

[dead-silent-211]

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

colors of the sky.

[natureell]

[vintage-tigre]

Credits to @Hakusi_Katei from X/Twitter

[talonabraxas]

Sun Conjunct Jupiter April 11, 2023 The Sun brings highlights. It sheds light and illuminates.

[saying]

[stability]

[eastafriqueen]

[mstheda-deactivated20190827]

Me as a parent lmao

[thaebae]

^

[meladoodle]

The first line in this news story is so dramatic

[milkeu]

puppy mood board

[tastefullyoffensive]

[whoreoform]

OHMYGOD

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[221cbakerstreet]

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

[psych2go]

As long as you are worried about what others think of you, you are owned by them.

Neale Donald Walsch (via psych-facts)

[boredpanda]

15+ Un-Bear-Ably Cute Momma Bears Teaching Their Teddy Bears How To Bear

[stayshreddedmyfriends]

Momma Bear

[baawri]

[joeldasalsa]

People might not realize how groundbreaking this is to recognize in India.

[lindsaychrist]

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

[strawberryzachary]

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

[lindsaychrist]

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

[broken-sunbeams]

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said what it was

[troyesivan]

this post is such a fucking mess

[omega-level-negro]

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening