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record-guy59

bluebdger

ghost if he were one of those weird cats

bluebdger

Do you see the vision?

frownyalfred

what if. what if Lex Luthor shaves his head BALD because he has the same kind of thick black curls as Superman and deep down it’s just a version of self hatred. what if —

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

notecardpasta

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

countthelions

#if you line up several neuroses and identify the interlocking connections between them they should all vanish like clearing a line in tetris (via @karliahs)

moghedien

let's not even get into how repulsively evil and ghoulish it is to try and abandon trans issues in attempts to win over right wingers. let's pretend we're completely amoral beings who can look at this without the burden of empathy. let's also ignore the fact that this never ever ever ever succeeds in winning over right wingers. let's ignore all of that for a second ok

do you know what signal it gives if you're willing to throw trans people (or immigrants or black people or any group really) aside in order to appear more broadly favorable to the masses? it literally just shows the people in other marginalized groups that are already on your side that you would be willing to throw any of them into the wood chipper the second you think it would earn you fundraising dollars to do so. because you are. that's what you're doing in front of everyone.

I wish it was just that liberals were too fucking stupid to realize what signaling to the right at expense of trans people does but they're not. they just don't fucking care about any of us as much as they care about their own wallets.

kankurette

EXACTLY the same thing is happening in the UK. Spoiler: it's not working for the Labour Party, because the people Keir Starmer is trying to court think he's 'educated' and would rather vote for Reform, who make the Tories look like hippies. Shitting on trans people also alienates left-wing voters. I didn't vote Labour last election for several reasons and this was one of them.

homoidiotic

Sylvester (1980s)

cutepilled

word of the day: “woowoo”

definition:

pass-the-boof-please

el woowoo

evilscientist3

Happy "El Woowoo" Wednesday!

evilscientist3

short-for-melancholy

#she’s aura farming

fillianore

kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast

eternallybutthurt

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

jaimeedarling

hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…

i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️

itsaruse

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

jackhawksmoor

Also, I, a mammal, have paid 80 bucks to get into a water park to get the opportunity to feel like that fish, and that motherfucker gets in for free every day is fish day at the fish waterpark

weaselle

well the MOST humane thing would be to not build dams blocking salmon migration routes, nor create a society where there are only resources allocated to solving the problem at all because blocking the salmon endangers the profits of a segment of the food industry.

Buuuut since we’re past that already, here are a couple of additional thoughts:

1 this IS the more humane alternative, which was invented to lower injury and death rates associated with previous techniques. When a better alternative is revealed it will probably replace this one. But this one is a pretty huge improvement over the other methods, one of which killed off something like 80% of the fish involved. A study of the above fish tube was conducted by Pacific Northwest National Laboratories in 2017 on the Columbia River and showed a much higher success rate. In that study, only one fish died (“due to a human error during the system setup”) and only 3 percent had signs of injury. So. The next best improvement might have to be “remove dam”

2 they are on their way to die. That is where we are helping them get to. That’s the end goal of the salmon’s migration. They on their way to mutate, start rotting alive, have an orgy, and die. That’s where the tube is taking them.

So like, it’s not going to be the weirdest thing they experience this month, is what i’m saying.

gilfmobile

mckitterick

thank you for that, @hug-your-face

porterdavis

posttexasstressdisorder

Good ol' Doonesbury!

swapauanon

For anyone else who had to look at the notes to get what this was satirizing: All of the "missing" workers are for positions typically filled by immigrants.

She couldn't find anyone because they were all either in hiding or locked up by ICE.