Why

Simping like the simpiest simp in all of simpdom

[jaiofskyandstorm]

new picrew chain!

Do this PIcrew.

Then, take this quiz to see which type of side character you'd be!

No pressure tags: @optimismbitingmyass @lesbianonthesubway @thestoryteller-thedreamer @mentallyinsanepenguin @sugarcoated-egoo @violetstarc4 + anyone who wants to join

[fristellan]

Open tags ✨

[egocentric-manwhore]

can you tell that i havent cut my hair in forever 😭

THIS IS LITERALLY ME IRL LMFAO

@mawcey-mangoes + open tagsss

[mawcey-mangoes]

@holybananapants

[holybananapants]

Guys I have really bad “I’m so fucking sad” face but,,, alas

Yeah probably… fun right?

@luceygoosey9 @by-pr0xy +open tags

[legalityoftheraccoons]

Wise is. Debatable. But I mean I do carry around bandaids and ibuprofen just in case and my emergency bag pliers have come in handy so

Open tags :)

[makeitfast9052]

^ basic-ass human (/j i love how i look)

huh. i uhh. i would not do that.

ok no actually i would, some would say have done that nvm

@asmollestgremlin @why-is-sol-here @armiaochima @lightsabersandbluecookies @obsessivebookwormalert @catastrophiccblues @thedogbard @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @printer-reads-505 + open tags

WHY IS PHYSICS NOT AN OPTION RAAAAAGH

[why-is-sol-here]

what a lovely day to be reminded of my driplessness

I wish dawg 😔

open tags 🫵

why do I get the strange feeling that I know who this is

[why-is-sol-here]

Istg if I see one more porn ad on picrew

[why-is-sol-here]

I love it so much when I'm drawing and joy and whimsy suddenly overtake my soul because I managed to make a leaf or something look pretty

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[star-dew-chicken]

I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6

@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace

@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16

@fortheloveofgrantaire

[amazingdylan]

i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D

and i am doing art and music for gcse

@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!

[satan-offical]

I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna join in

I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P

Open tags cause I know too many people + forget people's names 😔

[shah4139-offical]

Thats like a fear of blood right

I can sing

I was in my school choir

@inkanddragons @inferno-the-skywing @inkanddragons @evilpineapple-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical

[inferno-the-skywing]

I'm scared of heights, and scared of locking my door, and not locking my door.

[shreekofjoy]

I write exclusively with ink pens.

ALL of my writing is handwritten and then OCR'd into text

I used to sing before The Dark Times

[stormlightsnorter]

I have 2 moms (theyre GAY!) and am generally uninteresting

@burrbeast @1kit uh probably other people i forgot sorry im so sorry sorry sorry

[1kit]

I used to be in the Scouts, that's a thing folks don't know yeah?

@freakasaurus-rex @disappointedwaffles @sapphic-dice @nevadamerchant @vaeh2011

[nevadamerchant]

I like uhhh crocheting (:

@raish-ryeson-robinson-i @faceless-crowd @s7nnydrop-flower @h4zelnutwastaken

[h4zelnutwastaken]

I do game dev

@vaeh2011 @delunafazfox @alwaysoc @nebulabrigade @flyingsaucerpassenger @flawed-silken-child @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit

[nebulabrigade]

I've been sitting here for like 10+ minutes tryna think of something and the only thing that really comes to mind is probably the fact that we're technically related to Geoffrey Rush?

He's like, our grandfather's cousin or something, but we've never met him or anything

Probably not of much interested especially since I know he was accused of some not very cool things (not that we ever cared to pay much attention, since again we never interacted with him personally), but it's a fact about us that most people don't know 🤷

@calamity-collective @depressedquetzal @interstellar-espresso @thedeltavessel /nf

[thedeltavessel]

i have natural red hair irl and uhhhhhhhhh idk what else -luci

@thepantheonsarchive @lucs-madness

[lucs-madness]

im mildly allergic to chocolate but i eat it anyway bc no amount of vicious diarrhea will make nutella not worth it. it was only very recently that i learned that chocolate isnt supposed to be spicy

@handageddon @theblueshark @thatsillystarboy @floorgle

[theblueshark]

thanks for the tag!!

I have 8 nieces and nephews, 2 I’ve never met, 1 I only see on Halloween cause they trick or treat at my house.

The oldest two are 11 and 13 and the youngest is only a few months old

The way my family works is like a promotion system, so say you have a cousin who’s going to have a baby, the cousins of said cousin become aunts and uncles, the aunts and uncles become grandparents, and the nieces and nephews become cousins.

@spineless-lobster @coffin-dwelling-tramp @wizardshark

@meelonsquid @strange-nerd-boy @argentleif

@paste-pancakes @sarinalmk @i-m-verysad

@georgios-theshark @kiwi-green-tea and anyone else

[bizarre-nerd-boy]

Ty for the tag :D

I hate cheese like the taste and the texture and the smell are just weird and gross to me idk

@polyamoryfan9784 @kutie106 @totally-not-a-commie

@cosyfroggo @crispwormsoda @harbinger-of-silly

@friend-of-axolotls @kipper7 @stargazinghorror @theannoyingmosquitoinyourroom and anyone else who wants to :D

[cosyfroggo]

ty for the tag!!! :3

i ate rocks once when I was younger

@a-fucking-tornado @frooooooooogs + open tags!

[frooooooooogs]

you did WHAT.

uhh i really hate eating at restaurants it’s too public and loud and i don’t like ordering and i have a lot of texture issues with foods lol

@apple-temp @emdure @lunalikeswomen + anyone who wants to!

[apple-temp]

I have bullet casings on my bedside table

@aster-undercloak @soopsop @revived-crows @kittylaser @drizzles-in-paradise

[drizzles-in-paradise]

I went by the name Citrus for my entire eighth grade year and realized that I lowkey hated it a couple months in (hence why I started going by Acey when I began high school)

@catboy-tdick @moonsandloons @spacebnnui @itsjadie @oliver-thebiodegradable @darksilvershadows36 @figzandfangz @mythicandco @crttvv @nonhumaninallways (all /nf) + open tags!

[crttvv]

YAAYYY HIHI

ummmm umm.. not about me but about my pets.. ive had two cats and both of them are really big for cats?? like theyre just Large. not fat or anything just like.. big. idk !!!!

ummm open tags because idk who to tag yayy

[gayoctopus-helpnolongerneeded]

I’m OSHA certified

@hoisinblackcat @eatin-bread-n-cryin @xrollthedicex @what-da-doe-doin @phagechan @torrentialchaos @ineedmoreartofyuki @e11ie-bonez @stupid-deer @dekkadism @ursa-the-stranger @crttvv @kopic-con-k @fairyfencereri @krepx3 @ratbugs

[kopic-con-k]

Welll… I have a SECOND BLOG! And my Favourite animal isssss Greenland Shark!!

Open Tagsssssss

@dethuio11

[dethuio11]

ive done ballet for over 10 years, and im going to study to be a ballet teacher.

@inkflavoredbasil3 @magatamahairclips

[mary-lennox-1955]

I wasn't tagged but

I can't eat too much peanut butter otherwise i get diarrhea and throw up. And I am learning japanese so I can play more unlocalized Otome games, i can actually read almost all hiragana at a glance like english(i just don't know what most of it means lol)

@caffeinated-chocolate @misteria247 and other moots and people who want to play. Sorry, I'm very bad at removing usernames and which people are moots.

[caffeinated-chocolate]

ty for the tag!!!

hmm... i don't really know actually... i guess the fact that i naturally have a pretty high caffeine tolerance something a little unpredictable, especially given my username ˙𐃷˙

@artandbeauty71 @cr34mch33s3 @flying-fishess @ina-equinox @mary-lennox-1955 @magatamahairclips @mysomoto @notvlp @noodle-bro @orangewsunglasses + open tags!

[artandbeauty71]

thank youu <3

Something I very rarely talk about here is that i love learning languages! (at least when I'm in the mood for it lol)

I taught myself modern Greek when I was 12 - which helped me when I started learning ancient Greek as well - which is something I find really cool :)

As of now I'm fluent in Italian (native language so obv) and English (C2 level), I can read/understand most French and Spanish, some Greek and Portuguese, plus some general knowledge of German and Swedish

I've also tried getting into slavic languages bc I LOVE the culture but for some reason I cannot learn a thing 😭

But yeah haha

tagsss @leonardbirdstein @bramalamania @shakespeare-guy-anon @straywings @dor-mp3 @v4mp1rism @pinkofheart @spineless-lobster @send-me-to-the-exr @sencaeneus @badgirlphilologist @noctilionoidea @semi-sepultusviator @ghostskin + anyone else (moots consider yourself all tagged :'))

[radiant-sunlight-angel]

I have 15,000 edits on Wikipedia

@sillylo2 @philixophy @azura-lives @its-a-me-chaosthedragon @theronanlynchshow and whoever

[theronanlynchshow]

i tore my right hip abductor muscle doing track in 8th grade and then re-tore it during fall guard my sophomore year and it’s literally never been the same 😭 (it hurts when i drive for over 30 minutes at a time lmao) BUT on the fun side i can crack my hip really easily now and it makes horrible grating noises that can scare the shit outta people who don’t know the hip lore

all this in addition to my hyper flexibility and my back being legitimately Built Different (hahaha it’s an inward curve from scoliosis) makes me incredibly flexible in a deeply off-putting way and pretty freaking good at dance

tags!: @yourlocalbadgerscales @lady--hibiscus @sunchasingthestar @raeprise @sweetlittlelizbian @swanboyy @simonsays-begaydocrime

@chickencentaur @queenarsinoethepoisoner @lostcavernanchor @fictionalsimp09 @kutie106 @intoomanyfandomstolist & anyone else who wants to!

[simonsays-begaydocrime]

That's kinda fascinating actually, and very on brand for a guardist

I make my own pins for fandoms I'm in and there's almost always some sort of ink on my skin, either from making said pins or just straight up drawing on myself :)

@idontexist734 @drudg30n @8-aladdin-sane-8 @fizgabzi14 and anyone else

[idontexist734]

thankss for the tag <333

uhh lets see. did i mention to yall that im proficient in nunchucks

@adhd-nighmare @d7ath @acreatureinyourwalls @freshcarrotsfinally @jamesblackpotter @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @psyche-official @ratcalledmicah @rapunzelspan @sell-my-soul @thedamsolangelofan @the-grassy-hill @thatweirdnumber @where-re-they + open tags

[acreatureinyourwalls]

oh wow this is certainly interesting (thanks for the tag :D)

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck i can't think

i've camped overnight (like in a tent) on 4 separate occasions and somehow survived them all

tags:

@bubblemintz567 @fluidlee @psyche-official @genderfluiddisaster + open tags

[genderfluiddisaster]

thanks for the tag :)

And ig my fact is that I've been attending the same performing arts school since I was 4.

@gardenofpebbless @psyche-official @fluidlee and open tags

[psyche-official]

gods thanks for the tag lol

third time!

i have like three water bottles i use on a regular basis

one i bring to school

one i bring to extracurriculars

and one lives in my room

open tags T-T

[theswedishcatlord1o1]

I have a sort of overbite.

I’ve always smiled with my bottom teeth hiding behind my top teeth and have been resting my jaw more backwards (most times)with my tongue between my teeth,

I can move it to the correct spot but I find it more uncomfortable and hard(+inconvenient to make sure it’s in the correct spot), so I’ve never tried fixing it.

Haven’t experienced any issues with it so yolo!

@thepunkysofthepunks @jaedyn-here +anyone else!(opentags)

[jaedyn-here]

nothings really interesting about me im lwk like a default character BUT

my irl friends know this, but i really like history/AP and enjoy the subject entirely, i find it fun and its generally one of the easiest subjects in my opinion. :] and yes, i do have a copy of el filibusterismo(the reign of greed) and noli me tangere(the social cancer/touch me not) though i'm only a few pages in and i hadn't finished it yet ;-;

absolutely NO pressure at all, reblog if you want : @y1f4 @askthesonnellin0s @stars-flesh-and-bone @muffinstuffins11 @theannoyingparasite @boredomgayartist @specified6 @jrw006 @nerilefou @yourlocalgummybear + any1 else i forgot and opentags :)

[askthesonnellin0s]

Im really not an interesting person at all, but uh..

All I can think of is I don't have a knuckle on my right pinkie.

Well, I do, but when I was young I once rested my chin on it cause I was watching shit on the DVD player, and then it moved my knuckle 😃 it's kinda cool, I suppose.

@oz4rtful @sleepy-k0i @igisarus @crayons-alt @queerchildwhoistrappped @wrenwise @rexdoorr @yuuuraaa @duskyumbra101 @ghost-bo0 @knucklesquared @xuziiiiixd @vinceyintown @nyxhunter-9010 @star-shootingz + open tags!!!

[yuuuraaa]

“ hm… i dont hide much from tumblr because i tell you all everything… first thing i think of is that i have 5 older siblings ”

@starrbatz @candoiella @shinette @wemmbies (yes bc y not) @orimuraa + open tags!!!

[starrbatz]

fuck uhmmmm i have a tortoise ? and axolotl

[makeitfast9052]

i once made a kinda shitty text editor for fun

... i still like it

@confusedfroggirl @thecrisisnight @asmollestgremlin @leothecoolswaggyindividual2 @why-is-sol-here

[why-is-sol-here]

uh. I have a deep fear of exhaust fans. esp big metal ones.

open tags

[why-is-sol-here]

what if they were twins and a trans allegory

[chronoeylle]

i know people are saying somehitng about their eye colors, but the first thing i noticed is that one of them clearly doenst have eyebrows.

[why-is-sol-here]

IM DEAD I JUST REALIZED

[missleebit-deactivated20260519]

game time!

favourite animal(s)??

mine are: cheetahs and raccoons

tags: @marshmellows-with-yeonjun @minnies-girl @krispiestar @nico-flo @deathbymicrophone @depressedwhimsicalchild +open tags

[kristres-4]

mine are: Owls and Moths

@chxmamire-guu @angelicflurries @ultimate-fashion-designer @ottxrpopz @sk1nnylikefel1x

@mentallyillhasegawa @hasemurarules145

[ottxrpopz]

moths, axolotls and dragons !!!

@idiocytheater @astralcuite @ultimate-v1olinist @p0ssibly-an-ali3n @mentallyillhasegawa

[p0ssibly-an-ali3n]

sea dragons and snakes !!

@figment-of-ur-imagination-4 @kittycatutaite @z5mb1e-cur3 @b1ngl3zz @rowandrawss @chairwhit @melzsayzhai @yogurtsmoothie0109 @spellcastinghearts and uhh open tags

[b1ngl3zz]

basking sharks and lemon sharks. sharks in general

@z5mb1e-cur3 @yurimaster10000 @hasemurayaoi @kuishiya @yogurtsmoothie0109 @veratoshiiii @melzsayzhai @rowandrawss and open tags

[z5mb1e-cur3]

TIGERS!!!!!

@melzsayzhai @bynerea @figment-of-ur-imagination-4 @rowandrawss @chairwhit @curiousbutterflysoars @fr3akology + open tags !!

[fr3akology]

DEER!!! <3

@not-karl @cloversplace @char-char-f0x

[char-char-f0x]

FOX!!!! >:3

Oh and Deers are cool too!! Along with Horses!!! :3

@kirikoisreal @andespeppermintcandies @in-d3bt @melticholy @alaskan-wallflower @scribble-clover @papa-offical +open tags <3

[andescandieses]

ilyily tysm for the tagg

skunks!!! or lobsters!!! or pigeons!!!!

@slaughtermegently @thaililacbreeze @l0cal-dumb4ss-2 @shedoescalcforfunsies @johnnysbaloneysandwich @jitterfidget + anyone else idrc man (tell me if you dont wanna be tagges btw) (also @alaskan-wallflower but like they were alr tagged so uh?)

[shedoescalcforfunsies]

thank you, andi 🫶

Butterflies are my favorite 🦋

Tagging @jitterfidget @librarifan @retired-abomination @darkmentalitystarfish-blog @theamazingmurderrocks @yeoldecryptid @ghostopossum123 @darkmentalitystarfish-blog @retired-abomination, @legendoflins @lucio-moonchild, @sabba-tumbling, @moral-panick, @zzalina, @demographictransitionmodel, @littlefallof-rain, @calico-cows, @livingfungicorpse @veggiesforpresident @the-meest-me-ill-ever-be, @chaoticlittleleaf @poetry-and-revolution, @edensfruit417, @dottersstuff, @blorbusshmorbus, @asterrwrite + open tags (+ no pressure to anyone)♥️

[sabba-tumbling]

I guess cats (all sizes, all types), birds (minus the seagull that stole my muffin when I was 17) and snakes (specially when they make that dumb face like :3)

Tagging @justaverysmallbird and @unlivresanstitre only if you guys want to

[justaverysmallbird]

you’re never gonna freaking guess what my favorite animal is

(give you a hint: it’s not a very _large_ bird lol)

no pressure tags- @thecrisisnight @anath3mancy @theloverislost +open tags

[thecrisisnight]

I genuinely don't have a favorite animal. Like I love so many different creatures I can't pick just one or two. A short list: snakes, corvids, tardigrades, sharks, whales, whale sharks, jellyfish, cats, dogs (sometimes), bacteriophage (that one's not even an animal), bats (especially flying foxes), Peregrine falcons, American kestrels, owls, foxes, mice, axolotls, tasmanian tigers, moths, deer, and probably others I'm not thinking of.

Edit: coyotes!!!

Uhhh open tags

[makeitfast9052]

damn ok uhh

cats, doggos, foxies, budgies, crows, grizzly bears, falcons, bunnies, froggos, flutterbies, ants, did i say cats? and dogs?? and foxes??? and budgies???? yeah thats prolly it idk im sleepy n im out of it nffixnsmjx

@confusedfroggirl @asmollestgremlin @leothecoolswaggyindividual2 @why-is-sol-here @t0pi-ary @armiaochima + open tags

[why-is-sol-here]

Thanks for the tag!

Um... I've got lots of favourite critters but at the moment I'm thinking... servals, maned wolves, polar bears, homses of all sorts, rosy maple moths, and ravens perhaps

@cheesuschristman @varvana0225 @wolfesona @pikos-den +open tags.

[why-is-sol-here]

redesign yet again.

[kaiman-047]

Happy mother's day or whatever

[why-is-sol-here]

nori is there something you wanna share with the class.

[why-is-sol-here]

this. SINGULAR SECTION. of my canvas. is going to be the end of me.

[why-is-sol-here]

who are you

why are you following me

I found you from the OC creators community and thought ya seemed cool is all :)

[why-is-sol-here]

idk man

[amtesia]

Can you teach me to be real? Pg 20-24

A Spokenstatic fancomic based on Flavor Foley's music. Not canon!

I feel that maybe miku would have Feelings about tetos fame

PREV / START - NEXT

Commz

[why-is-sol-here]

oh this is. actually gut-wrenching.

[tomahachi12]

like mother, like daughter

[why-is-sol-here]

well damn

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[why-is-sol-here]

why is this actually beautiful

[harusomiarts]

From this hollow shell of mine

[why-is-sol-here]

THIS IS SO FIRE WHAT

[why-is-sol-here]

Hypothetically..

What would you do if like 50 mango's with legs (that are as tall as you are) would start beatboxing infront of your door at 8 PM

I dunno if they're good at beatboxing I think you gotta ask the mango's yourself

probably take a second to look very carefully through my meds. then join the mangoes.

[sighinastorm]

[why-is-sol-here]

goddamn do those fruits got moves

[lesbianalicent]

[irideer]

let em keep thinking we’re dead

[why-is-sol-here]

Tumblr? I've never even heard of her.