What kind of a name is JoJo Joestar?

Here is where I chronicle my journey through JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and make incredibly witty remarks about it. CURRENTLY: Stone Ocean - - - - - - - - - - AFTER THAT: Steel Ball Run??? - - - - - - - - - - (The posts are queued but feel free to send asks and you can call me Posie.)

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This dragon is great, I love stands with attitudes.

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No nips or bellybutton?! But Diovolo had nipples and Jolyne’s got a bellybutton, what is he???

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LOL! That didn’t go as well as he wanted but better than I expected.

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*wedding bells ring awkwardly in the distance* I’ve been looking forward to this.

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Yeah! F.F.’s gonna fight! She hasn’t had a proper fight since Jolyne so this will be fun!

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As I said, there will be barely anything left of Jolyne to marry if Annasui doesn’t get his barely clothed ass down here soon. There’s still two more stand users plus Survivor's user to fight but she’s gonna need a breather and a little plankton before she’s in fighting shape again after this.

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There’s the bone! but a small picky man with a pirate tattoo will get it, I bet he’s one of the users working for Pucci.

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Jolyne Kujo, she’ll break your heart and your face.

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....i bet they were in a gang

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F.F. takes no shit

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that model looks like it took a lot of time to make, and it’s so detailed, what a nerd

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Dio’s upset Pucci wasn’t impressed with his philosophical ramblings. He forgets how simple 16 year old boys think.

I have to wonder, does Dio, and other JJBA characters for that matter, buy their clothes like that or do they get a whole shirt then go to town with the scissors? 

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what is he doing? building model ships??? building a model city?????? not the hobby i’d imagined he’d have

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I like his first name, it’s like the work “narcissistic”, i feel like it’s fitting

only 12 years for brutally murdering two people in cold blood?! the judge must have fallen for him

he was a student! i wonder what his major was

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*obligatory “rules of fight club” joke* as is tradition 

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oohh nooo, if Annasui doesn’t hurry, there isn’t gonna be much of Jolyne left to marry

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This asshat and Giorno must have the same stylist. Asshat’s overdoing it though.