Story of our life
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Story of our life
An Ode to Adam Bryant Once upon a time there was a boy named Adam But that's not his real name, if you can fathom He is actually Robert Adam Bryant As a Tennessee native, his love of Krystal is giant He should have rolled with the future Big Smo Instead he found another way to put on a show He rocked out with his band Simpleside And left hundreds of fans satisfied One thing he's very good at is procrastination For many of us, that causes consternation He loves Chipotle and pirates too When Hannibal and Rubicon were canceled, he felt blue Like Bobby, he puts it all on his back He refuses to display his kidney stone on a plaque His drink of choice is bourbon But he'll down Rolling Rock if you urge him Betty Draper he frequently kills He watches Mad Dogs mostly for the thrills When Breaking Bad ended, he was the one who sobs He adores all things Sorkin, especially Steve Jobs Yes, that includes Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip It had many more years left in it, just like Miss Blankenship Sometimes he writes haylers, but his writing is usually butter than ever His "Holy cow!" pun for Dig was his attempt to be clever "Who's the Xbox? Who's the Atari?" was all him He often goes on Starbursts runs on a whim When he does interviews, he asks "Who am I gonna tell?" without fail His all-time favorite superhero is Batman, from Keaton to Bale My WALL-E laugh made him absolutely lose it He inexplicably hates the goddess that is Cate Blanchett But Connie Landers is who he hates the most When we watched 12 Angry Men, he was totally engrossed He likes to keep his brownie master wife away from us And accepted being a Hufflepuff without fuss Once he was so wasted, he said the time was 23rd Street His drunk Kiefer Sutherland impression can't be beat Getting us addicted to Big Brother was one of his goals If he watched the feeds, he could fill in the holes Last year, we founded Big Brother Book Club But first, he had to watch the episodes but struggled to keep up He loves to attend fights with his BFF Kyle The jeans, white tee and button-down combo is his whole style He's very smart but sometimes says things that make us fume Like Fulton Reed being an outcast and "What is Room?" Scott Caan called him "homes," but he's like his dad James Or so a completely crazy person claims His departure will leave us with a huge void Maybe now he can find some to time to watch Freud! We hope he will KITH with us, which to him is a point that is moo But like our good Friends, if he had to, he'd pee on any one of you
An Ode to Robyn Ross Once upon a time there was a girl named Robyn Ross From the moment she was born she was a total boss She has no patience for your nonsense When she runs wild, it clears her conscience She is a major health nut One time she got a bruise on her butt She has her own signature pose It's a head tilt with a pointed nose She loves all things Bachelor "Final rose" and "fantasy suite" are staples of her vernacular She's got Chris Harrison on speed dial Joseph Morgan she's tried to beguile She wants him to be her last but her first was Pacey Witter When she asked my Quack Question, she was anything but bitter 90210 is by far her favorite zip code We once got into a car accident in an Uber in which we rode For The Vampire Diaries, she's got all the right connections On the Delena rain kiss, she can write a dissertation If I didn't mention "Hi, Ian," I'd be remiss On her camp life she does like to reminisce She's got a gigantic dog named Cody And will throw out food before it gets moldy Whole 30 is her diet of choice When she does interviews, she speaks in a very loud voice For Secret Santa, I got her a swoodle maker There was that time she accidentally bought a huge cocktail shaker She dances solo when she watches Dancing with the Stars We both can't get enough of Harper's Island and Matt Barr She got her start working on SVU When she danced with Derek Hough, it was a dream come true A die-hard beastie she is inside Her cooking skills she never tries to hide If you want a dinner party, she's the hostess with the mostest But she thinks a Double Down is the grossest You can always count on her to be on top of things Her twin nieces will soon need teething rings To Vermont she frequently goes So she can see every inch Lily grows And now she's leaving me for Entertainment Weekly One thing's for sure: I will miss her deeply
An Ode to Kate Once upon a time Way back in 2009 I met a girl named Kate Some might call it fate It was love at first sight You can call her the Jim to my Dwight She shares a birthday with my beloved ER I adore her as much as "Peeno Noir" She's kind, helpful, smart, funny and, yes, paranoid Seriously, what a patient she'd be for Freud! She loves her beer, especially Yuengling In her car, the Glee soundtracks she would sing When it's not Dunkin' that she's craving It's red wine to which she's caving Sometimes she ends up just fine And others, well, there's "Time After Time" Her List includes Harrison Ford and Scott Bakula Her brittle bones can snap like a cheap spatula She daydreams a ton about Parker Young With him, it wouldn't just be a fling that is flung Believe it or not, she genuinely likes Entourage She gets so stressed out, we want to buy her a Swedish massage She can't imagine her life without the great Jack McCoy Maybe he can get to the bottom of the unfinished musical Daddy's Boy Bruce Springsteen remains her one and only Like the Boss, she is never phony But delightfully innocent she is She would miss Adnan and BOGO on a pop quiz She worships Derek Jeter and the Yankees Emotional she can get, so make sure to hand her a hanky She's cried over Parenthood and Sex and the City And should've been the head of Alicia's political action committee Carrie Bradshaw would frown upon her love of a good discount sale But she's great at bargaining and is never a whale She doesn't trust herself on Facebook and deactivated her account There's nothing in this world that she cannot surmount We've had many moments together that were tops There is not a single one that I would swap She's always up for gossip and took me to In & Out And humors me when I blab about tennis, awards and other nonsense I spout She can't stop herself from saying #srythx This Onion article about her was one of our many pranks I will miss her a lot when she leaves She is the best and I don't know how I'll grieve But I'll be there for her, even as I bid adieu 'Cause she's there for me too
Happy 1 year!