*what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? i'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the royal guard, and iâve been involved in numerous secret raids on humanity, and i have over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in gorilla warfare and iâm the top sniper in the entire underground armed forces. you are nothing to me but just another target. i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? think again, fucker. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the underground and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. youâre fucking dead, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatâs just with my bare hands. not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the royal guard and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. but you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. i will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. youâre fucking dead, kiddo.
ANOTHER DARING PLUNGE INTO THE DRAGONâS LAIR, HMMM???
WELL! I SUPPOSE THAT IF THEREâS ANYTHING I HOPE YOUâVE LEARNED BY NOW, ITâS THAT FORTUNE FAVORS THE BRAVE.
I mean, sure! I COULDÂ DECIDE TO PULL THAT PRECIOUS LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS OFF AND POP IT LIKE A CHERRY TOMATO FOR YOUR RUNNING THEME OF TRESPASSING!
BUT YOU NEVER KNOW! I might not. â¤ď¸
*snorts loudly.
*the ~dragonâs lair~ is probably the safest place i could be in this whole damn cave, who are you kidding. brave. youâre so funny.
*betcha youâd regret it next time you need a tune-up and i gotta go in blind.
*i figure youâd want a mechanic with a good head on his shoulders anyway. heh.
*for real though, i canât just have photo receipts of myself floating around like that.
*iâm going to HAVE to get to the bottom of this.Â
*if i donât come back ever itâs probably because iâm dead. (or i forgot. so, standard wednesday i guess.)
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