*what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? i'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the royal guard, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on humanity, and i have over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in gorilla warfare and i’m the top sniper in the entire underground armed forces. you are nothing to me but just another target. i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? think again, fucker. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the underground and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. you’re fucking dead, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the royal guard and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. i will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. you’re fucking dead, kiddo.
ANOTHER DARING PLUNGE INTO THE DRAGON’S LAIR, HMMM???
WELL! I SUPPOSE THAT IF THERE’S ANYTHING I HOPE YOU’VE LEARNED BY NOW, IT’S THAT FORTUNE FAVORS THE BRAVE.
I mean, sure! I COULD DECIDE TO PULL THAT PRECIOUS LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS OFF AND POP IT LIKE A CHERRY TOMATO FOR YOUR RUNNING THEME OF TRESPASSING!
BUT YOU NEVER KNOW! I might not. ❤️
*snorts loudly.
*the ~dragon’s lair~ is probably the safest place i could be in this whole damn cave, who are you kidding. brave. you’re so funny.
*betcha you’d regret it next time you need a tune-up and i gotta go in blind.
*i figure you’d want a mechanic with a good head on his shoulders anyway. heh.
*for real though, i can’t just have photo receipts of myself floating around like that.
*i’m going to HAVE to get to the bottom of this.
*if i don’t come back ever it’s probably because i’m dead. (or i forgot. so, standard wednesday i guess.)
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