||play date! play date!|w/evilneedsnoarms||
Taako was making breakfast, humming a little tune and bouncing a vaguely fussy orc on his hip, letting her sample the food and babbling to her occasionally, “Oh, is that good, food critic Lili? I thought it’d be, I’m a baller chef,” when the door burst open suddenly, and the planar system’s second best gay couple (second only to Taako and Magnus) burst in, walking awkwardly as they both attempted to hold a little dragon baby with both hands. Taako pinched the bridge of his nose. “Alright, I’ll have Mags set the table for three more.” @evilneedsnoarms
“Literally,” Taako murmured, chugging a whole cup of coffee and watching the steam rise from his mouth when he spoke after that. “But she’s getting big, which is good.”
“The parent life is wild, Mags.”
“Yeah, I’m sure Magnus is gonna have a great time teaching her to fight like him.” Lup smiled, “You’re going to have to deal with two hardheads.”
“I’ve never heard truer words.”
“You think I’m gonna let him teach my daughter to be a fighter?” He barked out a laugh. “I trust you to teach her Magic more than I’d let magnus teach her to fight— I trust him with most things, but I’m not letting my baby get hurt.”
“Especially now, when we both actually have a kid.”
Lup snorted and smiled, “I’m pretty sure Mags will want to teach her though.” Her ears perked up, “maybe, I should teach her magic.”
“Oh, very true. They’re quite the handful.”
“Lup, if anybody’s gonna teach my kid magic it’s me. Do that with your own damn kid. Or get a dog and teach it magic, I dunno. Did you really think I wouldn’t pass up the opportunity?”
“Super a handful, and he’s only a baby. Holy shit.”














