Im just a bit lost.

Hi I'm Archie Petrova and i like bands, stickers and lack of light.

[wifiarchie]

Cuddle me. (Darchie Para)

Archie shows up at Dallas' door in seconds prior to his statement. Archie walks in and takes off his shoes at the door. "Babe?" He calls out. 

[justanother-outsider-deactivate]

  …come over? I don’t really feel like moving.

[wifiarchie]

Fine. Ill be there soon.

[justanother-outsider-deactivate]

  Ye- I don’t know…

[wifiarchie]

Wanna cuddle or something? 

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No, I’m definitely not. Growing up, I was lucky to even get called by my actual name. It was either “boy” “kid” or “you stupid fucker”. My brother called me Dally and he was the only one who ever called me that and Damien knows that and he knows that no one’s called me that since he died and he…you wouldn’t understand.

[wifiarchie]

Oh, right, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

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Damien. It’s always him. He…he knows he’s not supposed to call me that and he did and I’ve never gotten that angry in my life, and the only reason I was a hunter was out of anger so that says a lot and…I never realized how much of a dick he really was.

[wifiarchie]

I mean,don't you think you're overreacting a little bit? What did he call you?

[justanother-outsider-deactivate]

My hand hurts and I’m considering homicide, but I’m just peachy.

[wifiarchie]

What happened?

[justanother-outsider-deactivate]

Stupid fucker…

[wifiarchie]

You alright, love?

[justanother-outsider-deactivate]

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Three. Because since I’m obviously the better half, I should get half.

[wifiarchie]

Fine, you can get half. Birthday cake or chocolate?

[justajumpyjardie]

  Well I’m glad your day is going well! I’m not sure I know you, but I’m happy when anyone is happy. What kind of cupcakes is the most important question.

[wifiarchie]

They're like cake pops, but I guess smaller and it's vanilla of course. 

[justanother-outsider-deactivate]

  What a coincidence. Because I was just thinking about eating, like, four packs of cupcake bites. But I don’t have any, so…

[wifiarchie]

Well, you can't have four packs, but you can have two packs if you have the energy to come over and get them.

[wifiarchie]

Archie Petrova >> Moodboard

[wifiarchie]

My day has gone so great I just bought six packs of cupcake bites and I have another case of beer. Whoo.  

[wifiarchie]

Text || Darchie

Dallas: Nuh uh. That'd be your face. Just kidding I like your face it's cute.

Dallas: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine .-.

Archie: Your face is cuter.

Archie: Whooo.

[wifiarchie]

Text || Darchie

Dallas: I'm about as busy as the Pope is Jewish.

Dallas: That sounded wittier in my head. Shut up.

Archie: Your jokes are the worst things ever.

Archie: Come over?

[ofcrehaliisms]

It’s not the best, no, but I’ve seen worse. 

[wifiarchie]

Well, true, yeah. 

[wifiarchie]

Text || Darchie

Dallas: Those were the only people who ever saw that side of my dad.

Archie: I see.

Archie: You busy today?

[wifiarchie]

Text || Darchie

Dallas: Rude.

Dallas: ...okay. Just be careful. And for the love of god, don't bring up the whole vampire thing again. Maybe he'll think you were joking or something.

Archie: Is he a hunter?