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shrimp shower

What??? What?

#🐟 // asks

fish shower

Okay no what does this even mean

#🐟 // asks

the shrimp again, boss?

I made peace with the shrimp. War is over.

#🐟 // asks

Youd assume after 3 days or so life returns to normal

what if there were fish taxes and insurance

I already pay human taxes and have human insurance, is there a difference.

#🐟 // asks

what if life as roewan the fish was acshoally quite prawnplicated

But how would it be?? All I have to worry about is the mean bigger ones that would want to eat me but thats just normal life isnt it? The usual predator eat prey world?

#🐟 // asks

what if you were a fish and your name was roewan instead and you had to like swim upstream and stuff

Life would be so shrimple.

#🐟 // asks

My magazine has a fish 🐟 in it thought you should be aware

They tried to block your image in my asks because it was too beautiful for the world to see

#🐟 // asks

nerf4nthn

Happy trans visibility day to my boyfriend @wikifish

wikifish

IM CISGENDER

is a shrimp frying those fish. much like the rice

Well yeah why do you think Im trying to decrease the population

#🐟 // asks #i get sick thinking of what those shrimp did #2 weeks ago in my betta fish tank #(she died of natural causes)#(still the shrimps fault)#(i dont own any shrimp)

oh youll find out what shrarrest is soon enough. GET EM BOYS 🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦞🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐 ignore the lobster hes just bilingual

I THINK WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO F.......

fish....

to fry.......

oh god no

oh god

what did i do to thosevfish

im so sorry

#🐟 // asks

youre under shrarrest (shrimp arrest). Bucko

Can we define shrimp arrest? Is this a new form of house arrest? What is shrimp arrest. What classifies being under shrarrest compared to normal arrest.

#🐟 // asks #a lot to think about here #either way being under shrarrest sounds really scary #im fearful #fearmaxxing

That feeling when your shrimp empath gf tells everyone about your evil plans to lower the shrimp population

#🐟 // rowanposting

its me the shrimp. dude what the hell

Fuck its the shrimp

#🐟 // asks #WERE BUSTED #DID SHE SEND YOU HERE JUST TO FOIL MY PLANS #THAT SHRIMP EMPATH I KNEW IT!!!!

Hi gf what the hell

#🐟 // rowanposting

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#🐟 // rowanposting #something bad is gonna happen to those shrimp #at least thats what my gf said

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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