the lonely space club

aka no scott's (president wilde ryder)

[thesmokingwolf]

Buy my stickers so I can feed my pupper!!!!

Redbubble: skny-demon 

[keirametzofcarreras-archive-dea]

Normandy Crash Site [1/?]

[thesmokingwolf]

"you may want to check on your sister scott"

scott: *turns and runs off*

sarah, rising from a coma: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH

[thesmokingwolf]

the ryder twins pt.1 "research"

scott: according to the research, scientists have-

sarah: according to the research, I was born a whole 2 minutes before you so you can just shut the fuck up

[thesmokingwolf]

the ryder twins pt. 5 "humans"

scott: dad says we're here to advance human settlement and initiate growth by 9.5%-

sarah, holding a copy of "the greatest human fuck ups in history": right. what could possibly go wrong

[thesmokingwolf]

the ryder twins pt. 6 "jokes"

sarah: scott what do they call it when it rains on our "golden world"

scott: sarah no

sarah: golden showers

[thesmokingwolf]

the ryder twins pt. 8 "water"

scott: do you have any water sarah

sarah: i've got distilled water

scott:

scott: this is vodka

sarah: that's what i said dipshit

[thesmokingwolf]

the ryder twins pt. 11 "sensitive"

scott: sarah these people are quite sensitive so manners please for the love of god-

sarah, spotting the complimentary meal table: OUTTA MY WAY, JERK ASS

[thesmokingwolf]

the ryder twins pt. 12 "salary"

scott: I think we've got a real chance of making a change sarah-

sarah: yep so how much does this pay

[thesmokingwolf]

the ryder twins pt. 18 "scanning"

scott, scanning a plant: sarah! I found an organism that shows 82% bio-

sarah, scanning scott: scott! I found a little bitch

[thesmokingwolf]

"you may want to check on your sister scott"

scott: *turns and runs off*

sarah, rising from a coma: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH

[moonlight-rebel]

Reyes? Kaidan? Is that you?

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[thesmokingwolf]

grunt will take care of you because he loves the shit out of you for fuck sakes

[wilde-ryder]

the ryder twins pt. 9 "loyalty"

person: oh save it scott I get it you were the skinny pimply kid who no one wanted to play with

sarah: HEY

sarah: HE WAS ROUND AND SHINY

scott: thanks sis

[wilde-ryder]

the ryder twins pt. 18 "scanning"

scott, scanning a plant: sarah! I found an organism that shows 82% bio-

sarah, scanning scott: scott! I found a little bitch

[imaginethedragon]

My comedic genius is vastly unappreciated on twitter