When your baby gets stickers and is all excited about them <33 Dad mode ACTIVATED.
Yeah show dad your favourites baby. Oh yeah, those are very good choises! I know they're so so pretty to look at, but let's put them into your sticker box, okay? So you don't lose them, hm? Good job kiddo!
C'mere - oh dad loves you too, but you knew that already didn't you? You will give dad a kiss will you? Well done baby, I raised such a good kid!
my pain tolerance is significantly higher than average but i hate telling ppl that because it makes me sound so horrifically edgy. like no i'm not trying to win more goth points i just genuinely cannot feel that shit you gotta hit me HARD
Mommy issues all fun and games until you have legit nightmares about your actual birth mother
Like I thought this was just gonna be me jerking off and cumming when I whimper out "mom"?? but no?? you had to bring the actual trauma into this?? so lame smh
Date someone who is soooo desperate to make you feel good that they lose control and end up overstimulating the fuck out of you until all you can do is make broken noises and pathetic moans and not only that, they get turned on like crazyyyy by every noise you make
I want to fight back and make snippy comments and wrestle around and tease but the minute someone says
“Don’t you wanna be a good boy for me? Where’s my good boy?”
The switch in my brain flips SO FAST and I’m a whimpering whiney mess bc like yeah, yeah I wanna be your good boy. That’s me, your good boy is right here hey hi hello please? Please please wanna make you feel so good. Tell me what to do, what do you hmnnnngggg call me good boy again skajsisnwm I’m weak, I’m a weak willed mutt