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To Soup or not to Soup: That is the question! | Polls about this hot topic every week (unless I forget or die) | Soup-haters dni

[will-it-soup]

General info:

Every week a poll will be posted, asking the greatest questions of our time: would this (insert weekly topic) make a good soup?

Come and find out!

The Soup Rules:

1. Do not belittle other people's choice of soup. Every soup is equal here.

2. Please keep the discussion civil, even if the debate gets heated.

3. Have fun!

4. If I get a suggestion and I already did a soup of the week, it will be included as the week's bonus round. I might react slowly, but I try to include all of them. (Anonymous asks have been enabled, I don't know why I forgot to do that in the first place...)

Suggestions for the ingredient of the week are welcome!

[transand]

*calls for a harassment campaign against a transmasc person for making a similar blog but inclusive to transmascs and celebrates when the blog is deleted as a result*

“wahh wahh this is a harassment campaign against me actually! can’t you see how transmisogynistic it is that people are making bunny themed blogs that aren’t overtly hateful towards trans men??”

[will-it-soup]

Will it soup?

the snowdecahedron from that one room in undertale

* yes

* no

* it will just melt... I don't know if that counts

Voting ended onDec 25, 2025

This ingredient was added anonymously! Thank you for your suggestion!

[will-it-soup]

The souping must continue.

sorry for the long hiatus, I was at the soup store

[will-it-soup]

Will it soup?

Me (the person running this post)

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 7, 2025

This ingredient was added anonymously. Should I take it as a threat? Thank you for your suggestion regardless

[will-it-soup]

Will it soup?

Gregory House

Yes

No

Who?

*throws medical malpractice lawsuit in your general direction*

Voting ended onMay 7, 2025

This ingredient was added anonymously! Thank you for your suggestion!

[into-the-gimmickverse]

Tumblr Gimmickverse list (updated vers) (Pt 1)

To all the gimmick blogs, I am so sorry for summoning you all. This is unfortunately the only way I can post the list <3

The threatsverse

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@nominous-threats

@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

Signsverse

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Gimmickthiefverse

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

@gimmick-thief-burglar

Identifierverse

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

@identifying-snakes-in-posts

@which-os

@identifyinggimmickblogsinposts

Detectorverse

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@bronzong-detector

@text-inverter-detector

@tsunderedetector

@british-alert

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

Achievementverse

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

@achievement-achievement-unlocked

[into-the-gimmickverse]

(Pt 2)

Officialpostsverse

@official-boob-posts

@official-penis-posts

@bees-official

@knifedealler-official

@teamrocket-official

@youareanidiot-official

@anti-terf-posts

@ofishal-fish-posts

@medici-official

@official-cannibalism-posts

@official-linguistics-post

@official-crab-posts

@official-nature-posts

@officialgrassrating

@official-level-five

@official-olm-posts

@the-equator-official

@milk-the-official

@official-jurassic-park

@french-horn-official

@cute-aggression-official

@deja-vu-official

@official-official-post-posts

Brandsverse

@google-officiall

@firefox-unofficial

@mcdonlads-official

@big-mayo-official

@yahooo-official

@the-real-apple-mail

@totally-apple-music

@whataburger-possibly-official

@class-dojo-officially

@100percent-shell-oil

@cvs-pharmacy-real

@truly-jcjenson

@definitely-wikipedia

@k-f-c-official

@totally-scjohnson

@officially-google-translate

@reallytimhortons

@walmart-the-official

@apple-unofficial

@totally-roku-tv

@firesub-houseway-real

@yahooo-official-may-return

@its-target-official

@wikipedia-the-non-official

@the-real-yahoo-mail

@realgoogleclassroom

@realsafari

@duothelingo

@the-real-gmail

@sony-official

@operagxreal

@yes-im-youtube-kids

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@the-real-ecosia

@definitely-quicktrip

@pizza-hut-official

@gb-tesco-official-new

@real-microsoft-outlook

@buildabearfr

@firehouse-subs-fr

@deviantart-official

@totally-ikea

@yandex-search-fr

@official-sainsburys

@definitely-spencers-gifts

@totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese

@real-pollo-campero

@the-real-ipsy

@totally-peacock-i-swear

@not-really-discord

@burgerking-official

@obviously-mojang

@pizza-hut-unofficial

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@the-dunkin-of-dunkins

@the-real-gamefreak

@applebees-honestly

@im-pandora-i-promise

@barnes-and-noble-official

@the-real-chipotle

@official-toys-r-us

@sony-official

@basically-bumble

@undeniably-chevron

@speedron

@official-petsmart

@100percent-chipotle

@checkers-official

@biglots-official

@journeys-official

@nutterbutter-official

@starry-unofficial

Governmentverse

@government-agency-bracket

@centers-for-disease-control

@nasa-official

@transit-fag

@the-even-officialer-news

@the-official-news

@ripta-official

@definitely-waste-management

@the-us-navy-official

@royal-canadian-air-force

@localairport

@bureau-of-mental-regulation

Poetryverse

@eggblackoutpoetry

@reallybadblackoutpoems

@shitpost-poetry-official

@i-scan-your-poems

Locationsverse

@maryland-official

@marylandofficial

@maryland-officially

@ohioofficial

@official-northkorea

@officialmexico

@officialunitedstates

@raleigh-nc-official-totally-real

@totally-durham-nc

@chapel-hill-nc-real

@totally-france

@massachusetts-official

@the-state-of-georgia-official

@official-rhode-island

@totally-salisbury-nc

@the-fr-north-carolina-totally

@the-fmby-north-carolina-totally

@rhode-island-real

@literally-the-first-state

@newhampshireofficial

@the-real-illinois

@atlanta-city-official

@0fficial-america

@the-republic-of-california-fr-fr

@state-of-connecticut-official

@westernmassposting

@officially-dorset

@the-ottoman-empire-for-real

@definitely-totally-croatia

@definitely-britain

@new-mexico-official

@france-unofficial

@the-principality-of-sealand

@totally-italy

@france-the-third

@the-official-italy

@official-denmark

@washington-official-2

@denmark-forreal

@denmark-official

@denmarklandia-official

@official-hongkong

@official-ireland

@definitelytherepublicofireland

@forever-scotland

@russia-totallyofficial

@definitely-canada

@germany-official

@totally-germany

@genuinely-germany

@official-new-zealand

@india-official

@yugoslavia-official

@the-official-roman-empire

@guatemala-official

@definitely-brasil

@very-real-australia

@literally-luxembourg

@definitely-totally-croatia

@totally-japan

@therealrepublicofkorea

@pakistan-official

@republic-of-molossia

@the-kingdom-of-norway

@sweden-official

@non-tyrannical-usa

@the-state-of-michigan

@cape-breton-island-itself

@state-of-florida-official

@state-of-conneticut-official

@the-real-illinois

@utah-offical

@mhm-wisconsin

@the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta

@new-york-for-real

@the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@france-the-third

@officiallybavaria

@totally-china

@yorkshire-official

@real-british-empire

@buffalony-official

@utah-official

@utah-offical

@guatemala-official

@the-real-nevada

@a-new-found-land

@official-sc

@new-york-unoficial

@hawaii-offcial

@real-california-republic

@sovereign-state-of-alaska

@washington-official

@saskatchewan-forreal

@definitely-indiana

@soviet-state-of-new-york

@real-chicago

@totally-india

@official-vermont-fr

@mackinac-island-official

@the-nevada

@iceland-the-official

@mid-maryland

[into-the-gimmickverse]

(Pt 3)

Miscellaneous gimmicks

@definitely-not-a-bee

@really-a-vampire

@the-fake-catholic-church

@the-official-goose-god

@randomly-generated-posts-machine

@the-missiles-guy

@the-exploder-anon

@i-just-reblog-stuff-i-hate

@blog-for-water

@hellsitegenetics

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

@posts-i-saw-on-reddit

@dragons-locator

@oldenglishtextposts

@randomalienencounter

@whatcoloristhatcat

@will-it-soup

@snailifier

@post-uwuifier

@yeahokayillreblogthat

@facts-i-just-made-up

@fixing-bad-posts

@probablybadrpgideas

@trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

@thegimmickblog

@postanagramgenerator

@libraryofbabel-postlocator

@how-many-purples

@how-much-yellow

@not-a-trampoline-daily

@word-problem-posting

@free-post-store

@reading-comp-posting

@post-store

@waterboardingwizard

@the-frightening-ghoul

@time-travel-approval-council

@you-get-water

@official-john-lennon

@the-mojave-desert

@the-sniffer

@sniffer-of-gimmicks

@marryingthewholecorpoverse

@the-everything-remover

@totally-hardcore-tanoc

@rainworld-name-verifier

@post-fishifier

@text-inverter

@ur-fav-hates-columbus

@randomly-generated-posts-machine

@making-you-in-spore

@alienracist

@shakespeare-official-account

@rate-this-color-please

@top-secret-replier

@l-is-t-e-n

@a-literal-rat

@counting-hrt-in-posts

@real-boeing-757

@ratethepost

@hellsite-cat-genetics

@the-assigner-of-gimmicks

@not-a-dark-matter

@has-no-opinions

@singular-ghost-sound

@snailmusic

@thescrimblifier

@gimmick-remover

@isuggestforcemasc

@watchpoob

@this-post-smells-like

@sneebertdeebert

@snackgenerator

@gimmick-therapist

@giftgenerator

@woo-in-different-lengths

@fuckableobjects

Planetsverse

@herbig-haro-211

@officially-triton

@actually-titan

@real-yucous-ghe

@the-real-planet-x

@the-moon-styx

@the-sol-sun-fr

@the-moon-called-cyst

@official-moon-of-vitreous

@neuro-officially

@vitreous-officially

@official-meibo-ghe

@official-macula

@totally-the-moon-oculus

@blue-marble-earth

@venus-for-real

@saturn-official

@temporarily-moon-two

@diomenia-daughter-of-callisto

@deimos-moon-of-terror

@mercury-the-swift

@totally-callisto

@planet-king-jupiter

@the-great-io

@the-red-planet-mars

@the-ringed-planet-saturn

@the-lovely-planet-earth

@the-speedy-planet-mercury

@the-chill-planet-uranus

@official-planet-pluto

@truly-pluto

@haumea-the-dwarf-planet

@makemake-the-silly-dwarfie

@the-real-eris

@asteroid-belt-resident-ceres

@the-amazing-andromeda-galaxy

@i-am-the-alcyoneus-galaxy

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy

@the-serene-moon-luna

@moon-of-fear-phobos

@the-panic-moon-deimos

@pizza-moon-io

@speckled-callisto

@the-radiant-sun

@truly-the-sun

@big-fucking-sagittarius-astar

@totally-the-real-pisces

@aries-official

@andromeda-the-constellation

@offically-taurus

@and-cassiopeia

@orion-in-the-sky

@ursa-minor-probably

@official-draco-constellation

@ursa-major-actually

@the-official-gemini

@im-canis-minor

@literally-leo

@literally-leo-minor

@might-be-capricorn

@yeah-im-scorpio

Antigimmickverse

@anti-royal-canadian-air-force

@water-for-blog

@counter-facts-i-just-made-up

@breaking-fixing-bad-posts

@alphabetuncompletionist

@reading-comp-wrong-answers

@rat-detector-but-evil

@evilorcadetector

@anti-h2o

@gimmick-fixer

@gimmick-unremover

@son-of-gimmick-unremover

Kitty blogs

@kittysmoker

@kittybroker

@kittybrokerrater

Snomverse

@i-am-a-snom

@oshnom

@robosnom

@snomchievement-unlocked

@i-am-protosnom

@rescued-snom

@engineer-snom

@special-agent-snom

@pride-snom

@sneaky-detective-snom

@snom-with-a-nuke

@apocalypse-snom

@wizard-snom

@thief-snom

@shiny-snomblr

@shiny-snom-red-edition

@snomfee-cup

@i-am-a-frosmoth

@eclipse-frosmoth

@space-snom

@ethics-snom

@otherworldly-patron-snom

@momsnom

@snom-with-sweater

@snom-postal-services

@snom-with-a-bomb

@i-am-catboi-snom

@snom-appreciation

@snomba-has-blog

@snomonomicon

@snom-with-a-knife

@snominrandomplaces

@dinosnom

@reborn-apocalypse-snom

@snom-devourer-of-worlds

@snom-in-space

@lawyer-snom

@snom-with-a-bazooka

@ditto-snom

@cowboysnom

@charlesnom

@evil-snom

@snom-propaganda

@snomonado

@snomnom

@snomganda

@snomms

@snom-goodman

[will-it-soup]

Will it soup?

The transgender flag (no trans people were harmed for this dish, I am not a monster)

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 14, 2025

This ingredient was added by @ohheyisthatmax ! Thank you for your suggestion!

[the-boring-distopia]

My friend makes this soup every friday she calls "the Gesundheit soup" where she throws everything to a pan with veggie borth, seed oils and soy sauce and boils the shit out of it. Just so you have an idea what's in this: carrots, bean sprouts, onion, garlic, leek, lettuce, sliced tomato, mushrooms, various asian spices, buldak sauce packet, etc. She claimes that she "invented" this recipe herself and that it helps when she's sick.

I got the pleasure to try this tonight on the note of me being sick and let me ask you something:

Why does it look actually good?

It's like the chinese hot and sour soup but the flavours are having a civil war in my mouth and the after-taste is diabolically spicy and salty. I can't decide if I like it in a "once in a lifetime experience" way or if I have befriended a complete psycho

[will-it-soup]

Will it soup?

Whatever this is

Yes

No

what was cooked with what?!?

Voting ended onMar 14, 2025

[will-it-soup]

Will it soup?

This blo- wait, this blog?!

You will soup for your crimes 😈

You will not soup

just get in the pot, we'll see

Voting ended onMar 14, 2025

This... ingredient... was added anonymously...

Gee, thanks...

[will-it-soup]

I have been informed that the fake vomit in terrifier 3 has been mushroom soup and because this is a soup blog I will pass this cursed knowledge onto my followers.

If you ever watch that movie and the evil mime is eviling, remind your fellow watchers that the movie has soup relevance.

[will-it-soup]

Will it soup?

(bonus round)

papyrus

Yes

No

*agressive e-ee-eeee-e-ee noises*

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2025

This ingredient was added anonymously! Thank you for your suggestion!

[will-it-soup]

Will it soup?

(bonus round)

plywood

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2025

This ingredient was added anonymously! Thank you for your suggestion!

[will-it-soup]

Will it soup?

gay little necromancer

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2025

[will-it-soup]

Salutations Souper Troupers!

I was sadly preoccupied with non-soup related things this week, I still am, but do not fear! Next week, your usual program will continue!

Have a good weekend!

[will-it-soup]

Will it soup?

Nails

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2025

This week's topic was brought to you by an offline friend. There is most likely a joke in there, somewhere.

[will-it-soup]

Will it soup?

(bonus round)

Every digit of pi

Yes

No

Noooo please don't soup it, I need it to calculate!!! 😭

Voting ended onFeb 6, 2025

This ingredient was submitted anonymously. Thank you for your suggestion!

[embarressment-erradicated]

god what are you, a cheapskate? that's not every number of pi, that's infact a very small amount. and yet here you are claiming it to be far larger than it actually is. for shame, for fucking shame.

[will-it-soup]

I never said every number of pi was on that picture. The picture was a mere demonstration of what is yet to come. If the masses decide I will take every digit of pi and cook it into a soup the like humanity has never tasted before. How does one cook a number? How can a man kill a concept? To reach god you aim for the heavens instead of groveling on the ground. I wear sky colored shoes to hide from the devil and I am not scared of your words.

The true shame is you not being able to look past the numbers and see what this is really about. This is about breaking the rules of the world through the medium of soup until nothing but our culinary crimes remain.