All my grades are C++

William. 19. Easton U. Computer sciences. Hit me up for all your hacking and digital information needs.

[cadeturner]

The welcoming crew here is slacking lately.

[willhenley]

I heard they're having changes in the upper management of the welcome wagon.  The wheels really fell off for a while.

[willhenley]

They have more than one.  Restaurants these days have these wonderful inventions called menus.

[kitevers]

You are so sarcastic.

[willhenley]

Guilty as charged. What can I say? It's a gift. 

[libby-chaplin]

Wow, that’s really… Wow. Yikes, poor Ozymandias. I bet he’s looking down or up at it and thinking what a dick he must have been.

[willhenley]

No kidding.  

[sophiatreasure-mcclain-blog]

Hmm, I could try that, but maybe I’ll pass. My life’s pretty good now too. 

I’m Sophia. 

[willhenley]

William.

[sophiatreasure-mcclain-blog]

Student or just living here, William?

[willhenley]

Computer sciences.  You?

[libby-chaplin]

It’d be much more amusing if you attempted to tell me what it was.

[willhenley]

He was an egyptian king who had a huge statue built of himself that had an inscription somewhere along the lines of "I am Ozymandias, king of kings.  Look upon my empire and despair." and the statue is standing in ruins next to his fallen empire.

[sophiatreasure-mcclain-blog]

Hmm, I could try that, but maybe I’ll pass. My life’s pretty good now too. 

I’m Sophia. 

[willhenley]

William.

[willhenley]

I think it’s my duty as a fellow human being to educate you.  

[kitevers]

I feel incredibly stupid.

[willhenley]

That’s not necessary.  It’s a smoothie, not a degree.  

[kitevers]

What flavour smoothie?

[willhenley]

They have more than one.  Restaurants these days have these wonderful inventions called menus.

[libby-chaplin]

Ozymandias?

[willhenley]

I've taken an academic course or two, I know a little. Google it.  

[libby-chaplin]

Well, Will Henley, being modest isn’t actually a bad thing.

[willhenley]

Oh I agree wholeheartedly.  Ozymandias and so on.

[kitevers]

Deadly serious.

[willhenley]

I think it’s my duty as a fellow human being to educate you.  

[kitevers]

I feel incredibly stupid.

[willhenley]

That's not necessary.  It's a smoothie, not a degree.  

[libby-chaplin]

And modest, huh?

[willhenley]

Always.

[sophiatreasure-mcclain-blog]

I can tell, can I have your life? It sounds so exciting, so glamourous. 

[willhenley]

Sorry, It's not for sale. Perhaps you could try to live vicariously through me.

[willhenley]

Are you serious?

[kitevers]

Deadly serious.

[willhenley]

I think it's my duty as a fellow human being to educate you.  

[libby-chaplin]

What, adorable or happy? I don’t know, but you seem pretty content with it.

[willhenley]

I've always been adorable.  And modest.

[sophiatreasure-mcclain-blog]

And now you’ve won an Academy Award. Wow, your life sounds so good.

[willhenley]

Well, it's been a whirlwind of a day.

[kitevers]

What the fuck is Jamba juice?

[willhenley]

Are you serious?

[sophiatreasure-mcclain-blog]

That’s absolutely thrilling. Jamba Juice? Amazing. 

[willhenley]

I want to thank the academy and the tattooed hipster behind the register.