I am not the asshole.
I'm only submitting this to prove to SOME PEOPLE that no I'm not the asshole.
Okay, so I [???] am in a Discord server with a bunch of other people. Now, I of course hate everyone else there. No one else in this server, or really ever, could be as good as me. I only talk there because it's the one thing I've figured out how to make this console do.
This one guy specifically [don't care enough about them to remember age or anything, why would I do that] just really hates me. I don't see why, I'm the perfect person, and I have the graphs to prove it. But yeah, he was arguing on and on about how much I suck, and I just needed to do something to shut him up. So, uh, I sent out the drones to burn down his house and break his legs. Then he has the nerve to go on the server and whine about how sad he is about his house or something, dude talk about anything else I'm trying to eat a burger here.
Oh yeah, the burger was really good, drones got it for me on the way home, really good burger. Anyway I had to get him to shut up about the house or whatever it was he was whining about, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. So I sent out the snipers to try and get him, but no that didn't work either, guess my snipers just suck at shooting things. They killed a lot of people, but I don't care about that, they didn't even get the one person they were trying to get.
And now he's apparently trying to find my house or something to "get revenge", whatever that entails? I doubt that it'd work, though, considering I'm immortal (haven't died yet and also don't deserve to die).
Anyways is he the asshole?
AITA?
YTA
NTA
JAH
NAH
ESH
INFO
