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gi4me4

Bombyx mori

teaboot

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

lessfortunategirlkisser

girls should be more perverted about me

parisetya

You cant see me

lady-of-vitreous-sight

it's honestly kinda awesome how you can have no friends for eight years as a kid and then for the rest of your life in any social situation you'll be at all times seconds from throwing your body at the nearest window. wow brains really are so adaptive.

knighthearts

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

wakingfromthewater

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

frostgears

this one initially mistook this for a Subnautica 2 ad. one would not even need to rewrite the trailer dialog for the monsterfuckers:

"All you need to know is: it's a beautiful place to die over and over again."

"You're going to die here. And that's all right. Pick the most interesting thing you can see and explore. Wouldn't that set you free?"

#very normal thoughts #staring at mutual with this repost #doll enrichment

balljointed-succubus

your plushies love you

balljointed-succubus

as a dolly i have the ability to speak with and understand stuffies and they all said they love you so much. all of them in the world. we have a group chat but it just looks like a blank screen if you're a people

partlysmith

strawberry-crocodile

the amount of stress that the monogamous people in my life have about dating is fuckin insane to me. like... the dangling sword of "i want to find a Permanent Exclusive Long Term Sex Romance Partner" seems to hang over every interaction once they cross the boundary of "just friends". like ohh i want to find my Soulmate but i dont wanna rush it but the clock is ticking. meeting strangers for a date and the entire interaction is colored by "do i want this person to be my sole source of Sex And Romance?". at what point are we exclusive? what counts as cheating? youre the only person i love so if i want sex or i need attention or to vent it has to be you or ill freak out.

seems like a lotta work, all im sayin. just make friends and if you wanna fuck or get emotionally intimate or go on a dinner date or make oit then do it

nekomimidusteon

is she flirting or are her lips locked against yours as her tongue fucks your throat and one of her hands is squeezing your ass just because she's being friendly.,.,..