[moviesludge]

important business call

[captainlordauditor]

“they can say whatever the hell they want I don’t care I’ll say ‘fuck you’”

“did you just flip the bird at us?”

“I did flip the bird, yeah”

“but did you flip it at US?”

“yo bruh if this starts a fight how easily can I get out of trouble”

“not very”

“So like I flipped the bird but it TOTALLY wasn’t at you”

[kitmarlowes]

let’s just appreciate that this is a conversation that actually literally happens in one of the greatest plays in the english language

[hynpos]

Cernunnos - Celtic horned god of fertility, animals, and vegetation

requested by @sons-of-ilios

[urmotheratemydog]

The Craft (1996)

[itsaubreylmfao]

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[lilyhatesjazzhands]

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

[jamieaiken919]

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

[silentauroriamthereal]

I’m on all three of these teams

[saddest-cat-hours]

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

The only picture that matters on this godforsaken site

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[sherlocks-mind]

Friend: what kind of relationship are you looking for?

Me: A Tumblr relationship.

Friend: ?

Me: *pulls out my tumblr and starts reading fanfic fluff*

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via painthands)

[westcoastharry]

[paradisixx]

I never seen bugs throw hands before 😂

[catsbeaversandducks]

When you’re a grumpy ass, troll-like person by nature but still really want to maintain a soft and feminine aesthetic.

Photos by Kiera Elise

[young-replica]

[blindedlife]

this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via rebellenoire)

[poetryatmost]

People get inside you; they grow roots- sometimes like roses, sometimes like weeds. Somehow, he was both. He lit fires in me that would burn for years, but it was the kind of burn that you never want to stop. To this day, my tired lungs smell of smoke, and my favorite clothes smell of him.

Poetry At Most (via poetryatmost)

[wineandkisses]

[dinsintegration]