boundaries ⦂
Ꮺ℘ i do not ship canonxcanon, i'm not sure why
it makes me uncomfortable...? from the very
first fandom i've been in, i only really cared for
selfshipper content. so i only do those, i won't
even do them for harem/poly fanfics, it's all
focused on readers and selfshippers!!
Ꮺ℘ dni finland, china, norway, or iceland, canada,
x anyone especially!!!
Ꮺ℘ for smutfics know i won't do minor x anyone,
any kind of -cest, body waste fetishes, preg-
nancy fetishes, [most] paraphilias or anything
weird like that.
Ꮺ℘ dni queerphobes, proshippers, pro-radqueer,
or any of you weird asses like genuinely fuck
off. i'm not the type of 'dni' to harass you for
interacting, i'll just block you!!!
Ꮺ℘ requests give me anxiety that make me not
want to log on, so i'm particulat with those.
the most for requests i take are those related
to any headcanon series i make, mini fanfics,
etc. so i can keep posting things. or if you want
to see more of any specific context (suggestions)
i'll take those !! but like not custom or specific
requests for oneshots or fanfics!! i hope i make
sense?
౿ 𝄢𓏲 ⦂ lead makeup ♱𓆪 [mini-fanfics / concepts]
because sometimes i cba to do a full book for it but i want the concepts published!!
౿ 𝄢𓏲 ⦂ faint hearted ♱𓆪 [self service xreaders]
౿ 𝄢𓏲 ⦂ [insert title] ♱𓆪 [fanfiction & headcanon series]
ummm just stumbled upon your blog and omg i love your nordicsxreader headcanons sm!! ( ꈍᴗꈍ)♡♡ coming from some1 who's still inlove w one of em till this second (´；ω；｀)
r u perhaps planning to make more❓ if so, I'll be patiently looking forward to it ^^ but pls take your time also <3
have a nice day!! 🌱
ahhhhh u're so sweet for this, i really appreciate it !! i consider myself "nordic-centred" because i like them so much, so most of what i write will likely involve them whenever i have ideas and motivation !! i only ever write about others for reach if i'm being honest. （*＾-＾*）
this blog sometimes feels like baby ice waiting for people to visit him. it's quiet and lonely like his childhood too. he's so cute though omg look at my baby.
‿̩͙‿੭ 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖞𝖘𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖊'𝖘 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 ৎ‿̩͙‿ (proshippers and fujoshis dni)
▄︻デ╦═一━ ⟢ hetalia: nsfwtwt links ♱
ৎ୭ featuring england france hungary
finland x afab!reader
bondage in some? very plain/non-kinky i think, i can't find good links for afab x amab p links !!
author's note ⦂ i don't know if people still do these? wkwkwk
let me know which links lead to deleted accounts and i'll replace them!
commentary format as i don't know how to write these. i'll do better as i get more comfortable with these wwwwww
xxx links ahead, dni if uncomfortable! forgive me for any links connected to problematic accounts, i tried avoiding them as much as possible!
finding hetero nsfw is SO hard like they're all so obviously forced or ageplay slop if anyone has keyword recs that'd help me loads!!
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 𝒜rthur Kirkland (england)
♱ lazy morning sesh kind of seems in character for him <3
♱ he'll give you what you want if you just be good for him. just be patient for now, okay?
♱ loves being pressed against you in missionary
♱ loves when you're vocal. what's the point if he's not hearing you beg and say how good he makes you feel?
♱ making you fuck yourself on him
♱ actually, he really loves making you do the work
♱pushing his buttons until he snaps and fucks sense into you
♱ him bending you over to spank after making him jealous?
♱ using you for stress relief after meetings
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 ℱrancis Bonnefoy (france)
♱ teasing you in the mirror while he whispers how good you're being (bonus in public)
♱ can't even wait for you to undress
♱ taking you roughly from the back
♱ watching you ride him
♱ this one
♱ pounding you while holding you up
♱ stuffing you full of his cum
♱ francis who loves worshipping your body
♱ lazy sex where he just loves watching his dick fill you up
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 𝓔lizabeta Héderváry (hungary)
♱ talking you through your first time together
♱ sitting on her face (or vice versa)
♱ she just loves making her darling feel good :(!!
♱ teasing you under your skirt
♱ she'll fuck you dumb w her strap if you ask her to
♱ rough scissoring until u're overstimulated
♱ rubbing your clit while she praises you >>
♱ sending you videos like these whenever you're away // out
♱ or like these
♱ eating you out
♱ using a double-ended dildo with her
♱ another one
♱ using her tits to get off
♱ making you ride your dildo while she watches
♱ actually she loves watching you struggle with it
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 𝒯ino Väinämöinen (finland)
♱ watching each other get off <3
♱ tino who can't keep his hands to himself
♱ fucking you folded so he can watch your expressions
♱ taking care of you just how you like
♱ slow sex in the mornings
♱ he's the kind to use a vibrator on you instead of fucking you himself either as punishment, or until you beg for him properly
♱ eating you out so you can squirm under his tongue
♱ tino with a dollette/coquette/femme reader >>
♱ rutting on his hard-on
♱ tino who loves seeing you tied up / restrained
♱ under the desk while he works
♱ stress relief!
♱ bouncing you on himself
♡
!? maybe it's because i'm too gay for these but why are wlw/lesbian links so much less repulsive. like all the links i tried finding for the guys were just horrendous, the voices are so fake, all the results are incest or noncon fantasies, etc. regardless of my keywords i used. </3 i wanted to do this for fun but it's a lot harder than i intended for non-afabxafab, so i think this set is starting off kinda vanilla or just plain or underwhelming. apologies!!
‿̩͙‿੭ 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖞𝖘𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖊'𝖘 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 ৎ‿̩͙‿ (proshippers and fujoshis dni)
▄︻デ╦═一━ ⟢ hetalia: lore-irrelevant romantic headcanons ♱
ৎ୭ featuring nordic five x gn!reader
author's note ⦂ i haven't written for these bumbums before so forgive me for any mischaracterisation! but basically random headcanons on how i think the nordics are in love. (except you can tell who i'm disgustingly in love with rn)
this'll be short sorry >_< wwwwwww
forgive me for typos, i'm doing this kind of tired. ;-;
Ꮺ Denmark (matthias) ৎ━━━━━━
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 romantic lover He goes all-out when he's in love with someone! Maybe too much, you're bombarded with his affections and I feel he's the type to overwhelm you with gifts. Denmark does note things you like but he's also the kind to really express himself through gestures ~ so you'll still get what you like, but in his style of things. Which might show up in excessive displays or similar. I don't know how to explain it.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 He loves being affectionate, especially when it comes to gift-giving and physical touch. It'll be hard to doubt his affections for you, he'll love you so much you'll want to run away from him instead. which..I guess is better? wwwwww
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 He's proud of being your boyfriend. Yes, he'll show you off. Look at his lovely, beautiful and amazing [name] (like himself, of course). He'll parade you like some valuable gift and make sure you're reminded how much you're worth! Words of affirmation come naturally from him but he definitely never forgets to tell you you're worth it, you're beautiful, he's lucky to have you and loves you sosososo much. He wants you to feel prideful from his love for you and everyone should be jealous they'll never have another you because you're so cool and unique and irreplaceable...heh...
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 Sometimes he likes being coddled in return though.
𓏲𝄢 next up!
Ꮺ Sweden (berwald) ৎ━━━━━━
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 husband material? I hate using that term so much but it's just he's such a caring person, he's so embarrassed to say it so instead he shows it. He actually quite likes the idea of being the protector and carer of the relationship, so he takes that role upon himself. Makes you breakfast in time for you to wake up and maybe serves it to you in bed.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 If you're intimidated by him, he'll definitely try to find ways to make himself look softer to you. He doesn't know how because he's not sure what about him could scare you, but he'll try.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 Likes quiet dates where it's just you two. He prefers to have his attention, energy, time and focus go to you, only. It's a waste of a date if it doesn't revolve around the two of you, anyways. Is that not the point of them?
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 I get the feeling he shows up at random simply to check on you throughout the day. You could be sat somewhere maybe reading and see him show up to make sure you're alright, ask if you need anything, offer to go outside and buy you food if you need, etc.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 He buys you snacks you like every time he goes out without you.
𓏲𝄢 next up!
Ꮺ Norway (lukas) ৎ━━━━━━
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 Similarly to Sweden he shows himself more through actions rather than words, though Nor is at least verbally expressive enough to tell you how he feels about you at times.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 cheek kisses and pecks because it makes sense wwwwwww He'll peck you on the cheek, sometimes both. He loves leaving little kisses like that as a greeting, at random, to say bye, before he leaves.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 He finds excuses to touch you, too. Sfw, but I guess sexually too. I was thinking more of holding your hand a lot, putting a hand on your hip or back, shoulder, etc. ~ he just likes being near you and is a touchy boyfriend mefinks.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 If you can see mythical creatures he'd really like that. Maybe teach you about Norse ones himself or show you a few tricks?
𓏲𝄢 next up!
Ꮺ Finland (tino) ৎ━━━━━━
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 clingy? He'll definitely be stuck to you like glue at least. He tries not to hover or suffocate you but he just likes spending time with you, so he'll also always make time for you! :,> Unfortunately he can't [always] drop everything and show up for you but if you ever ask, he will make space for you in his schedule.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 [long distance // country reader] Loves visiting your house and would definitely take the time to appreciate your culture or even learn about your language so he could communicate with you?
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 I mean idkkkk I just see Tino as the type who immerses himself in your interests as a way to kind of bond with you and also feel closer/connected.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 Anyways he LOVES hand holding and cuddling. He's a touchy person and would definitely pepper you with kisses or kiss until you can't breathe. He might get flustered if you kiss him back or do the same to him, but still enjoys it.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 Love language is matching things or buying things that remind you of each other to 'match'.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 He'd deffo be the kind to fall asleep on call with you!!
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 He'll always try include you in things. A lot of bonding activities, inviting you to hangouts even if it's with the Nordics, making time for you after big events. And he always wants to hear from you, he wants you to be an open book to him because he's willing to read every line and page.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 Yk those people who kiss their lovers so much because they can't stop? They're just so in love with them and addicted to kissing them so they get carried away? He'd be that kind of person, mefinks.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 The mention of you in conversations is enough to make him excited or just smile a lot. Easiest way to catch his attention.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 Always sends you pictures of Hanatomago, scenic spots, etc. when you're long distance or if he's anywhere away from you.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 Dare I say he loves being little spoon?
𓏲𝄢 next up!
Ꮺ Iceland (emil) ৎ━━━━━━
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 yearner Although I randomly thought of this headcanon for an angst fanfic I'm keeping private. But it just makes sense to me when Emil's such a passionate person who tries to internalise(?) that part of himself because he's embarrassed. I mean he's basically a feeler.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 He thinks of you a lot and might be the kind to daydream about you constantly. Tries to stop but goes right back to square one and everything that reminds him of you just gets added to the scenario.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 I don't know if he'd be the kind with a diary, but for headcanon's sake he definitely would have at least some journal entries or space to muse about his feelings for you---unless he keeps that in his head for his own peace norway or denmark invading his privacy
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 Tries to do things you like or things to impress you, but lowkey about it? He won't make a scene about it, especially for the embarrassment of rejection or anything of the sort, but you'll at least be able to tell that he's doing it for you / it comes from the heart? I'm bad with words sorry! Hope I make sense.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 But also involves pieces of you in his own life, too. I feel if he's not with you and let's say, out shopping--he always eyes things that remind you of him or things he hopes you'd like and would take them back home to give to you later, if not keep it for himself to be reminded of you.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 A part of him finds something romantic about love letters and handwritten affection. He would definitely decorate it with so much love if he were to write one, but I doubt it'd ever leave his imagination. He'd be too embarrassed or shy about that. :(!!! However, I do see him making you handmade gifts in a similar sense for special events and things like that.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 Won't say it out loud but he loves when he sees that you keep things he gives to you. Especially if it's something you keep in your bedroom or any part of your room you sit by a lot, or something to wear on your person or bag/as an accessory.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 Mentally scripts scenarios and things to say to you in certain events.
♡ ̣̣̥ 𓈒 I don't think yearning, sentimentality or sensitivity are childish but emotionality is associated with being childlike ~ and canonically Iceland tries his best to suppress that part of him and look mature, so it kind of makes sense to me to have all this idk though.
