lumière darling

I hope one day you're as happy as you're pretending to be.

[sunhazeys]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[whenanangelfalls]

[leightoningstrike]

I just want to say that no matter how many times I see the prequels I never know if the dialogue put over the stills is real or not.

No clue.

Not a word sticks with me and this dialogue seems as valid as any other.

[mwagneto]

[chessys]

*psychoanalyses myself in the shower*

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

tv shows be like let's have the ugliest man kiss the hottest women alive

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Um, no you weren’t born bisexual, you chose to watch Pirates of the Caribbean when you were 13 and fell in love with both Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom. 

[guy]

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

[luntfontanne]

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time

[1999gorl]

me after finishing a movie: wow that was rly good!! im amazed

movie critics: trashiest movie ever created; possibly the worst movie of the year; complete disgrace

[wayoffbeat]

alternatively

movie critics: best movie of the year. revolutionary. it’s a cinematic masterpiece

me: what the actual fuck did I just watch

[breakingisabella]

emmett not being allowed to play sports in high school has the same energy as dash from the incredibles not being allowed to take track 

[newtgeiszler]

tag yourself im 5

[elephantsshoe-blog]

[domesticdad]

This is me all day everyday

[pissvortex]

30 year old guy in your local DSA moodboard

[lofijazz]

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

[alltheladiesyouhate]

what bastille song is this from

[pianissimoworld]

Things we lost in the fire

[highkoos]

Mannnnnnnnnn........... no one has ever shot their shot like this before....

[sobeitjayt]

*Takes a shot of tap water* wooo shit boi!