cracking names & taking skulls

Olivia. 20. She/her. pretty much all MCU and Tolkien here. Check out my Tokio Hotel sideblog as well @xwillinge!

[dailychrisevans]

Chris Evans photographed by Matthew Brookes for Instyle, April 2016.

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[memewhore]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

All the time

[torontos-archive]

[Are we going to see the badass 80’s mall rat Jubilee or will her character focus more on her vulnerability and youthfulness?] We will focus more on her vulnerability and youthfulness. She’s still learning about her powers and developing them. Although I would be honoured to see the badass mall rat come more to life! She’s a kick-butty type of girl!

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[winterstripper]

Ugh I'm literally his girlfriend and sometimes I still feel weird asking him on dates. I'll write a text and stare at it like a fifth grader trying to text their crush.

[winterstripper]

Wanna talk and make out through a movie?

me

[lisbon]

[romanoba]

The Widow. The Russian Avenger. The Slavic Shadow. The Red Death. They have so many names for you.

[comicbookfilms]

[winterstripper]

Erik: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?


Logan: Yes.


Erik: I was hula hooping. Raven and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.


Logan: Oh, my God.


Erik: I’ve mastered all the moves; the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.


Logan: Why are you telling me this?


Erik: Because no one will ever believe you.


Logan: You sick son of a bitch.

[catwomun-deactivated20161104]

I’m sorry, did I step on your moment?

[daminwayne]

We have no place in the world…

[archived-sakuyeah-isayaoi-deact]

You’ve heard of sleeveless shirts, now get ready for

[the-cuddly-punk]

SHIRTLESS SLEEVES

[rafikecoyote]

[writtenrain]

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably

I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   student 2: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?

my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

[captainevans]