ObsessiveFangirling

My blog contains whatever I'm obsessed with at the time! XD Enjoy at your own risk, and thank you for visiting!

[lukellios]

Centaur sylvain brainworms

[sly-8]

BLUE LIONS!!!!!!

(Edit, heck guys this blew up and while I’m really happy everyone enjoys it, it’d be scummy if I didn’t credit Ogata Tomio and Yoneyama Mai’s work for some of these expressions! Glad I was able to translate it to make our blue lions squad more angsty!)

[moeblob]

5 times Ferdinand was rejected by Felix to hang out + 1 time Felix asked to spend time with him

[scruffyturtles]

Three Houses Timeskip designs but with facial hair

[darlingpleasedo]

Geralt:

Jaskier:

[wandaposting]

geralt + the smolest smiles ( requested by anonymous )

[solarmidnight-deactivated202209]

When you think about it, it’s not that unreasonable that people would become more relaxed around Geralt because of Jaskier. This big ass dude with two scary swords whose profession it is to slay beasts that could tear apart whole villages in seconds is being followed around by a twink with a lute like a lost baby duck. He talks Geralt’s ear off, sings songs about him, and Geralt lets him. 

[macbeth-s]

THE WITCHER timeline

[artemis-pendragon]

This hit me at 2AM last night and I haven't stopped thinking about it since 🐺

[solarmidnight-deactivated202209]

Book Geralt: I love Jaskier.

Game Geralt: Sure Jaskier, I will totally wear this ridiculous getup and allow you to whack me with a wooden sword to impress your ex to get funds for your business. 

Show Geralt: Jaskier is so fucking annoying but I don’t know what I’d do without him so if any of you fucklamps so much as look at him the wrong way I will incinerate you. 

[sunny-aster]

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

The Witcher incorrect quotes |14|

[tomorobo-illust]

See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/33089082

@pretty-little-magnolia sent me this hilarious photo edit of Tenacious D dressed as Geralt and Jaskier ( imgur.com/gallery/xuxdycf ), which immediately inspired me!

[mymycorrhizae]

Geralt regretting what he said about Jaskier’s singing.

[i-just-like-commenting]

Where I stand on any and all Witcher shipping from now until the end of time.

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

If provoked Jaskier would 100% stab you, steal your horse and write a song about how your dick is small and here’s why:

So yes, everyone knows Jaskier is a sweet cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

But

He’s also a completely insane fucking son of a bitch, like did y’all miss how the first thing he comes up with when he thinks he’s got a fucking djinn doing his bidding 

Is sending said djinn to outright kill a motherfucker???

Did y’all sleep through that? Valdo Marx ring a bell?

This bitch has the stones to go around fucking the wives of anyone, no matter how powerful or likely to hang him? Sing about abortion? Get punched in the family jewels by a witcher and keep following him? Make snide comments at Yennefer of fucking Vengerberg and y’all think he’s some kind of helpless puppy?

Jaskier has Feral Slav Energy in perfect balance and symbiosis with Flower Child Energy and I Respect That And So Should You Or Your Mom A Hoe

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[chilensisboy]

have you seen the witcher? well i would go to see this one MY IG: https://www.instagram.com/chilensisboy/