saddness is a blessing

nothing matters unless you let it. What matters most to me are the sky and music. I'm just a human living in this messed world with the rest of you.

[deepdickpizza]

[sinbadism]

this mans life has been torn apart

[deathclawkillsquad-deactivated2]

Hahahahahahahaha

[getrricked]

BILL? RICK? STAN!

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

i’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight

[dirbie]

Natalie Portman

[nerdylesbean]

This woman skipped a Star Wars premiere so she could stay home and study for her finals. 

How many of you guys knew that she went to Harvard and took a degree without taking a break from working as the amazing actress she is?

She also stated that she didn’t care about the time college would take from her career and that she’d rather be educated than famous.

Honestly guys, this woman should be an inspiration to us all.

[zoephoebe-deactivated20180520]

natalie portman is an incredible woman. she’s also fluent in six languages aussi

[anxietyndchill]

[jupiterstrology-blog]

the signs as strange weather phenomena

[katherinehaslam]

Here is the full version of that remix everybody has been freaking out over.

(Credit: Logan Mashups on YouTube)

[pristinesweatergame]

[buzzfeed]

*softly* bro

[godtechturninheads]

@infiniteadventureswithyou

[queerweeb-moved-deactivated2015]

*grabs your shoulders*

*looks into your eyes*

*deep breath*

“I brolieve in you”

[godtechturninheads]

@infiniteadventureswithyou

[vickicore]

mants. pants for men. dont be stuck wearing girly """pants""". MANTS™

[itwasntrainingyet]

[thetownwitches]

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

[emaciatinq-deactivated20160927]

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK”

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn’t even work for Mary.

[thatknitchick]

I really shouldn’t be laughing right now.

[living-deciduously]

Yes you should

[local-idgit]

I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

[serotnin]