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[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, Bob Fires the Kids (S03E03)

[avasillva]

Those with the most power have the most to answer for.

TATIANA MASLANY as JENNIFER WALTERS She-Hulk: Attorney At Law S01E01

[bhebah]

A League Of Their Own 1992/2022

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[puddeneen]

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

[thundergrace]

These two crack me up every time! I don't know what kind of training even goes into being a news anchor but I feel like the bulk of it is nailing the 'anchor voice' 😂😂😂

[rylandsgrace]

#That’s her thing

[xxtorchxx]

[namehart]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:D

Kara is going to live her best Super Life with her best Super Wife :D

[thestargayzingheroine]

I mean, they could always open a portal to another universe and bring an alternate supergirl there and THEN Kara could be dating Supergirl lol. Plus Lena would then get TWO Supergirlfriends!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I like how you think here :D

[melodramaticsoprano]

So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

[turbofetus]

[caitlinguine]

@districtswiftie13

[melodramaticsoprano]

YO I DIDNT EMBARRASS MYSELF IN FEDERAL COURT SO YALL CAN DOUBT ME.

[butterynutjob]

I know a lot of opera singers, and singing a full-on aria in a court room with only a hint of provocation is EXACTLY what they would do.

[hellenhighwater]

I know a lot of judges, and demanding an impromptu opera solo on a whim is also something they would do.

(And also one of the main reasons you can be excused from jury duty is economic hardship–basically, it would cause you unreasonable financial damage. If you’re a professional singer, a two week gap in your rehearsal schedule could do that for sure.)

[jackironsides]

As a muso, I absolutely believe this. I’ve got my accordion out of my carry-on and played a tune when airport security couldn’t recognise its weird mass of levers. Singers and musicians are just Like That.

[taraljc]

Accurate.

[cluegrrl]

My friend got stopped at the Canadian border coming back into the US. Border patrol took one look at his tattoed, ear-gagued, mutton chop wearing, hipster self, and said “I don’t believe you’re an opera singer. Sing something for me.” His wife immediately put down her knitting and plugged her ears, because Matt’s a contrabasso, and he does NOT sing quietly. Every other booth along the border stop had a head poking out of it within twenty seconds. And they let them pass without further contest.

[chaotic-carnifex]

The unwillingness of some people to believe that literally anything remotely interesting happens in other people’s lives is truly astounding.

[maximumsunshine]

Can we all please just take a moment to appreciate that OP’s url is literally @melodramaticsoprano and yet she still was doubted?  

[maximumsunshine]

The only thing I don’t believe is that she was embarrassed. My mom is a soprano. Sopranos know no shame.

[quarkqueen0411]

I’m a soprano; we know no shame.

[steelblaidd]

It was probably the most fun the judge had all day.

[rowark]

I feel like anyone who doesn’t believe this has probably never witnessed a court proceeding. Because nothing about this seems unlikely for jury selection, tbh.

The entire basis of the legal system relies on people being able to prove things… if you say you’re an opera singer, how tf else are you going to prove it?

[reasonandempathy]

It’s because terminally online people are miserable, and the thought of something amusing and peculiar is beyond their existence. they only know life as a beautiful thing as the thing on their TV.

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

As a transgender man who is going to be having a baby, I am so glad that by technicality my child will be able to fulfil the prophecy and defeat Macbeth.

[dvandom]

To be on the safe side, get a C-section?  Macbeth really needs defeating.

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Ironically I do have to have a C-section due to a hip problem I have. So it’s double accurate.

[youarenotimmunetostabbing]

I like how this post implies that Macbeth is still out there, most likely terrorizing people, and no one has been able to stop him

[britomart]

starting a collection

[h3dgehogdilemma]

[citrusgender]

[emma-d-klutz]

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Do not cite the deep canon to me, witch. I was there when it was collectively ignored.

[hellomelancholic]

The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.

[satyriconmp3]

sounds like a derry girls episode

[mafaldinablabla]

Very christian grandma: "What you got there?"

Granddaughter holding her gf hand: "a protestant"

[bumblebear30]

Absolutely cackling

[funnytwittertweets]

[jackiietaylor]

FLORENCE PUGH as YELENA BELOVA Hawkeye (2021)

[himuronanart]

Here's more AU Team Rocket content y'all have been waiting for

Part 1

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